If you won the pottery

[IrezumiKiss]

What sort of pottery would you have?

I'd go for genie-in-the-bottle-type jugs and off-kilter designy shit.

http://www.veniceclayartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Paydirt-Pottery.-Genie-bott.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c7/a0/ce/c7a0ce8afe28df986c1edd48da419467.jpg

http://001yourtranslationservice.com/Friends/Simona/Pottery/pics/pottery-CIMG0043.JPG

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd give it away. I'm downsizing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd give it away. I'm downsizing.

You wouldn't keep even one piece to put on a shelf or accent the living room floor?

 

[Sammael Bard]

Did parodyluvr quit?


Or did you take over?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Did parodyluvr quit?


Or did you take over?

Nah. Just felt like spoofin'.

 

[jezzilee]

I would go for a pottery wheel so I could make whatever I want!

 

[hashtag45]

Did parodyluvr quit?


Or did you take over?

haha Irezumi… You do realize now that you've been asking for trouble with such a thread title…

Pottery is not my thing; plus it's too high-maintenance and it breaks easily.

But those indonesian monochrome wood-carvings are gorgeous; they add that exotic feel.

http://housebeauty.net/wonderful-re...nament-colorful-fake-flower-wood-ceiling-fan/

 

[Mr Noone]

Barn all the way, baby.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You wouldn't keep even one piece to put on a shelf or accent the living room floor?

Nope. The goal is for all my worldly possessions to fit in a duffle bag.

 

[Everyday_Man]

parody threads are like prop comics.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I would go for a pottery wheel so I could make whatever I want!

Pottery is not my thing; plus it's too high-maintenance and it breaks easily.

It's definitely not a cheap art. You need the proper space and ventilation just for starters. Kilns aren't a cakewalk to own, either. You need to know your clay types, it ain't all just dirt and water. And it's super messy. I'm not a big fan of the clean-up.

But it's fun and I do miss doing it. Ain't no pro, though. Am constantly amazed at some of the craft that the dedicated artists put out.

 

[jezzilee]

It's definitely not a cheap art. You need the proper space and ventilation just for starters. Kilns aren't a cakewalk to own, either. You need to know your clay types, it ain't all just dirt and water. And it's super messy. I'm not a big fan of the clean-up.

But it's fun and I do miss doing it. Ain't no pro, though. Am constantly amazed at some of the craft that the dedicated artists put out.

I had a very small potters wheel when I was young. It was very messy, I loved it though....wonder what ever happened to that. It was for a young person, the clay was formulated so that it could be baked in any oven. Made me think I would actually have a real one some day...but I guess I grew out of that notion...

 

[glynndah]

I really did win the pottery once.

 

[gravyrug]

George Ohr, all the way.

http://www.artscope.net/VAREVIEWS/images/georgeohr1006_2.jpeg

http://www.veniceclayartists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ohr_Teapot.jpg

http://www.artscope.net/VAREVIEWS/images/georgeohr1006_1.jpeg

 

[glynndah]

http://cdn4.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dragon-1.jpg?a0509d
I want this.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a dragon tattoo on my back

 

[glynndah]

I have a dragon tattoo on my back

Does tea pour out of the spout?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Only when I've had too much iced tea

 

[glynndah]

Only when I've had too much iced tea

The spout is on your... ?!?

Your anatomy confuses me.