If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[lovemonster]

Sure. Why don't you show me how much of a "monster" you can be.

Oh, I can eat you all up.....

 

[lovemonster]

Once more, from the top, please

Why don't you lead and I'll follow

 

[Crea(m)]

Why don't you lead and I'll follow

My pleasure. All you have to do is follow my baton as it waves and bounces.

 

[lovemonster]

My pleasure. All you have to do is follow my baton as it waves and bounces.

That doesn't sound too hard.....although I hope your baton is....

 

[alspals69]

That doesn't sound too hard.....although I hope your baton is....

is he "conducting" an orgy?

 

[Crea(m)]

That doesn't sound too hard.....although I hope your baton is....

You can bet if I am leading you, I will be using my long hard baton the whole time.

 

[lovemonster]

You can bet if I am leading you, I will be suing my long hard baton the whole time.

And just how exactly do you intend to use that long hard baton?

 

[Crea(m)]

And just how exactly do you intend to use that long hard baton?

With perfect rythm and tempo of course

 

[lovemonster]

With perfect rythm and tempo of course

And may I be allowed to hold your baton for a little while too?

 

[Irwin34]

will i get lucky? I have bean very good

 

[lovemonster]

will i get lucky? I have bean very good

That's not what a little birdie told me....

 

[Irwin34]

That's not what a little birdie told me....

Well i thourt it was good

 

[Crea(m)]

And may I be allowed to hold your baton for a little while too?

If you are good, I just might allow you to take it in your grip and perhaps give it a good cleaning too.

 

[lovemonster]

If you are good, I just might allow you to take it in your grip and perhaps give it a good cleaning too.

Well....could I get it a little dirty first though?

 

[Crea(m)]

Well....could I get it a little dirty first though?

It works best when well lubricated. If you think you know how to grease it up right, the job is yours.

 

[lovemonster]

It works best when well lubricated. If you think you know how to grease it up right, the job is yours.

Oh, I think I have just the thing for that....I have a special instrument it can slip right inside nice and snug....that will lube it up perfectly....

 

[Crea(m)]

Oh, I think I have just the thing for that....I have a special instrument it can slip right inside nice and snug....that will lube it up perfectly....

I am trying to remember the name of that opera. The one by Wagner that lasts something like 36 hours straight. I think that is the one I will be conducting.

 

[lovemonster]

I am trying to remember the name of that opera. The one by Wagner that lasts something like 36 hours straight. I think that is the one I will be conducting.

Well that sounds just the ticket....let me settle back so I can enjoy the experience fully....

 

[Crea(m)]

Well that sounds just the ticket....let me settle back so I can enjoy the experience fully....

Beware, the ride is likely to be bumpy along the way

 

[lovemonster]

Beware, the ride is likely to be bumpy along the way

Oh I don't mind a few bumps here and there....do we get grinds too?

 

[Crea(m)]

Oh I don't mind a few bumps here and there....do we get grinds too?

All night long....and day too if it is in you.

 

[lovemonster]

All night long....and day too if it is in you.

If you can keep going then so can I...

 

[Crea(m)]

If you can keep going then so can I...

I am always "up" for a challenge

 

[lovemonster]

I am always "up" for a challenge

Well as long as we can keep your interest 'up' then I don't see any problems....

 

[Crea(m)]

Well as long as we can keep your interest 'up' then I don't see any problems....

When it comes to leading with my baton, I have a very long attention span.