If you were the eighth dwarf.......

[Xerxes82]

Zombie, the black sheep cannibal of the family.

Because I'm both hungry as fuck and hip to all the entertainment trends.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So what do you do? Grab their throats & raise them up to your level?

Also not an option, as my HR department told me.

 

[alwaysaway]

Also not an option, as my HR department told me.

At least you know for next time, when the restraining order has been lifted.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Sarky

 

[Lord Pmann]

At least you know for next time, when the restraining order has been lifted.

Yes. When my court appointed ankle bracelet comes off. But for now, I can’t go within 100 feet of any drawf dwellings- no tree houses, no middle earth, no caves. Really puts a damper on my dwarf fucking fetish.

 

[alwaysaway]

Yes. When my court appointed ankle bracelet comes off. But for now, I can’t go within 100 feet of any drawf dwellings- no tree houses, no middle earth, no caves. Really puts a damper on my dwarf fucking fetish.

*people McNuggets.

 

[SophieUK]

Perky

 

[Lord Pmann]

*people McNuggets.

As stated earlier, I'm not the expert on political correctness, but I'm quite sure we can't call them that, either. Maybe small size, as opposed to normal sized.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Booty

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Yes. When my court appointed ankle bracelet comes off. But for now, I can’t go within 100 feet of any drawf dwellings- no tree houses, no middle earth, no caves. Really puts a damper on my dwarf fucking fetish.

What about all those rfid chips they pumped into you?


Freddy