If you were the eighth dwarf.......

Dirty.

Do I really need to explain? Dirty minded. Dirty hands that Snow White will be trying to keep off her. Maybe Dirty from throwing those other lil shits out of the way so I can get to Mommy. Or from rubbing them all over the Genie.
 
Vullev.

Because it sounds sinister as fuck. And I would sit in the corner and steeple my fingers, perving snow white with a massive hardon the entire time, with a slightly-more-than-creepy grin on my face.
 
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