If you were Santa....

[ABSTRUSE]

What would you have in your sack for some AH regulars????

start making those lists!!!

 

[Belegon]

What would you have in your sack for some AH regulars????

start making those lists!!!

other than a refi at a lower interest rate for you? I'll start working on it...

 

[Guest]

For ABs... The Magic Make Your Husband Disappear kit.

For Vella.... A full scholorship in any study she wants at any school and no dickhead teachers.

For Lucky.... Vella. With a silk bow and a new paddle.

For Colly... The book, "How to Write Slower So You Don't Embarass Your Fellow Writers."

For Minsue... The original manuscript for Mother Goose.

For Impressive.... 1,000,000 Dirty Clipart Pictures you can use for an AV.

Oh, and for Cloudy... Something she really, really wants... Something I think she really deserves... Something really special...









Me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: If you were Santa....

other than a refi at a lower interest rate for you? I'll start working on it...

Thanks sweetie, shit happens and life goes on.........I Know Santa has something nice for you.

 

[Guest]

What would you have in your sack for some AH regulars????

start making those lists!!!

Ice dildos.

(I'll write up a serious list and post it at some point. )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: If you were Santa....

Ice dildos.

(I'll write up a serious list and post it at some point. )

I thought that was serious?

 

[impressive]

For ABs... The Magic Make Your Husband Disappear kit.

For Vella.... A full scolorship in any study she wants at any school and no dickhead teachers.

For Lucky.... Vella. With a silk bow and a new paddle.

For Colly... The book, "How to Write Slower So You Don't Embarass Your Fellow Writers

For Minsue... The original manuscript for Mother Goose.

For Impressive.... 1,000,000 Dirty Clipart Pictures you can use for an AV.

Oh, and for Cloudy... Something she really, really wants... Something I think she really deserves... Something really special...









Me.

ROFL.

(Can I swap with ABs?)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: If you were Santa....

I thought that was serious?

Yes it was, for you.

 

[Guest]

ROFL.

(Can I swap with ABs?)

No.

 

[cloudy]

CharleyH: every reference book ever available, in every language.

Abs: a lifetime supply of cigarettes and coffee, plus her own, real bohemian hangout.

Lou: an assortment of toys, including gags and floggers, and a nanny/maid for those unplanned days/evenings out.

Og: unlimited time to write the epic novel I know he has simmering around in that brilliant mind somewhere.

Bel: the freedom, for one month, to live out each fantasy you've ever had about the women here in the AH.

Honey: a prepaid Victoria's Secret credit card, and the amount never runs out - panties for life!

Colly: an editor/girlfriend that adores her, and corrects all her typos without complaint, also does coffee in bed.

SIMA: the realization that you are valued, and cared for, and are missed when you're not here.

Becca: that trip to the Caribbean that you wrote so beautifully about, of course, including your vampire.

Mat: you just hit the lottery and no longer have to work, so you can spend all your time writing those gorgeous stories and poems, and are free to come visit the colonies whenever you wish.

Dran: (santa didn't forget you, love) Me, free of entanglements, and ready to get on with things.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No.

LOL....I think he needs a gross of those.

 

[Guest]

LOL....I think he needs a gross of those.

 

[nikkijames]

I'm pretty new to the site and posts.. but I will have to check things out and get back to ya on this one

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cloudy, that is fucking brilliant.

I think he has a "I dumped my loser husband and I got this shirt, the shirt is so worth it' " shirt.

 

[CharleyH]

Hm for some I would have beautiful little gift:

Zoot, I dunno, the name makes me think of the twenties and a Zoot suit - lol

For M, a totally out there Martini, Bond fashioned bar with just a half dozen women bidding him to do what they bid - won't say.

For Stupdity a full powered Karaoke machine equipped with full throttle Cameron Diaz singing so badly but who cares.

For Rem: A simple poem, elicited from my core completely toasted on mescaline.

For Vella: a simple broom handle, no more

For P: Not merely a quick jaunt to Venice, but the whole Italian, yowza, experience.

For Lauren quad yowza forget her. She will get cumuppance.

For Sima: Happy times

For Lou: Happy spanks

For Honey: An enormously free life full of Lays - LOL - take it as you will.

For Cloudy: A king Legend like fantasy come true.

For your vampling: All the blood a vile can take

And for you: Every fucking word of shit back at you! LOL RRRRRrrr.

 

[Goldie Munro]

well I think most Litsters would like some magic sparkly horny dust - so I sprinkle it on you all!!

(Hey don't sneeze or brush it off - it cost me a fortune!)

 

[Guest]

For Becca... A bottle of, "I'm an adult now and I can live my own life and be damned good at it."

For SIMA..... A case of the same.

For Og.... "How to Make Your Dream Woman a Reailty"

For Lou... Dildo Ice cube trays.

For CharleyH... Secret Squirrel on DVD

For Doormouse. One free "Do Over"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I asked him to bring Charley a companion book for living with rodents.

Lou: more Knickers with out safety pins to hold them up

Pops: a new shirt with out parrot poop.


Perdita: she aint getting shit, the bitch is already traveling to Europe.

Svenska: gets her hubby home with her

Now i have to go down deeper and see what's in there........

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Let's see here...

Abs: Raid for Husbands

Cloudy: (same as Abs)

Colly: Real time spellcheck

Gosling: Fleece robe and an electric blanket

SIMA: Lifetime supply of *HUGS*

Ari: (same as SIMA)

Honey: Fredricks of Hollywood card (Cloudy beat me to the Victorias card)

Vella: Fur lined handcuffs

Lucky: the key

Lou: she just had a birthday, she doesn't need anything else.

Rebel: real fairy wings

Have to think about the rest...

 

[impressive]

Hmmmmmmm ...

For matriarch: a time zone nullifying device

For ABs: the new philosophy scent: sarcas-orgasm

For lucky & vella: impressive

For cantdog: justice

For cloudy: wings

For RG: employment he LOVES

For Bel: new knees

For Dran: Here There Be Dragons

For Colly: freedom from pain, and *HUSG*

For becca: fairy dust (that does coursework)

For min: not being the Christmas goose

For rhinoguy: his thread one the 1st page at all times

For TheEarl: a spider-proof abode

For Perdita: never to be bothered by the inane

For Joe: A thoroughly illogical wife & quadruplets.

For Lou: a phallic lump of coal

Who'd I forget?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

For Vella: A temple

For Honey: Any damn thing she wanted

For Nikki: A really cool AV

For Shanglan: A professional men's soccer team (or football, for you Europeans)

For Carson: (See Shanglan)

For Teddy: Nikki

For Fairy: (See Nikki)

For Rebecca: A long leather strap

For Lucky: An all-expenses paid trip for her and her woman to the spa of their choice

I'm sure I'm missing someone . . .

 

[Belegon]

For lucky & vella: impressive

not that I don't want mine....but can I at least watch this other one...please? I promise I will be good just as long as I possibly can....

Edit: actually, I changed my mind...I want the knees...that way I can catch you when you run away laughing....

 

[Just-Legal]

For everyone: One moment of perfect bliss, so you all have something to look back on in the hard times.

... And as much alcohol/nicotine/caffine as y'all can handle!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

For everyone: One moment of perfect bliss, so you all have something to look back on in the hard times.

... And as much alcohol/nicotine/caffine as y'all can handle!

I'll smoke and drink to that!!!

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

For all the naughty ladies of the AH:

Santa would bend them over his knees and give them a good paddling.

Mrs Santa would do the same for the naughty gentlemen.

Or vice versa. Whatever turns you on.

The Elves are willing as well. Not sure about Rudolf. I think he'd be rude with the quadrupeds.

jeanne