If you were an object...

[butters]

what would it be? Not what you might want it to be, but what most honestly represents your personality or appearance in your eyes.

here's the chalk, there's the blackboard. go for it.



and, please, can everyone refrain from stooping as low to suggest 'shit' for anyone else? kthnx

 

[Aquagal]

what would it be? Not what you might want it to be, but what most honestly represents your personality or appearance in your eyes.

here's the chalk, there's the blackboard. go for it.



and, please, can everyone refrain from stooping as low to suggest 'shit' for anyone else? kthnx

Water, of course! Fluid, it can go anywhere. Strong enough to shape land and smooth rock, a need to sustain any life. Tides...to be pulled and tugged but give into that wave crest, that suspension of time when it must crash forth.

 

[butters]

nice.

 

[beetlebum]

a laguiole waiter's corkscrew

 

[Adre]

Comfortable, well-worn leather loafers, reasonably stylish, faithfully polished and resoled when required, supportive, easily slipped off at night and back on the next day.

 

[islandman]

A long, cool slab of polished quartz in the kitchen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A book with a well cracked spine and a few chapters missing.

 

[Recidiva]

An heirloom stock pot, on the back burner, gently simmering.

 

[Wings]

Iron skillet: strong, thick, trusty and useful in the kitchen or bashing in heads if the need arises. Keep me well oiled and I'll perform like a dream. Remove the moisture before you put me up, I can take the brunt of a great many things, endure high heat and produce something delicious

 

[Saint Peter]

A blunt object.

 

[beetlebum]

Iron skillet: strong, thick, trusty and useful in the kitchen or bashing in heads if the need arises. Keep me well oiled and I'll perform like a dream. Remove the moisture before you put me up, I can take the brunt of a great many things, endure high heat and produce something delicious

you win this thread.

 

[Wings]

you win this thread.

it's true!

I was going to say something about being handed down generations but I've only done two sets of father/sons in my life.

 

[Saint Peter]

GrandPa always said you sucked a mean cock.

 

[Wings]

Truth is truth.

 

[Saint Peter]

You can run from truth, but you cannot hide from it.

 

[Wings]

You can hide for awhile but then it just bombs you instead of shoots you.

 

[bronzeage]

Amazingly accurate, except for the foreskin.

 

[beetlebum]

foreskin ftw

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Water, of course! Fluid, it can go anywhere. Strong enough to shape land and smooth rock, a need to sustain any life. Tides...to be pulled and tugged but give into that wave crest, that suspension of time when it must crash forth.

good idea

 

[knot_sweet]

I'd like to be the pendant light I have as my avatar.

But in reality I'm an old theatre ticket stubb in the back of the odds and ends draw. Completely useless and with no value except to the people immediately connected to it.

 

[CandiCame]

The portable gaming system dujour. Easily controlled, multinational, years of fun if treated properly, long batter life, travel size for your convince, a great way to waste time but completely useless if you want practicality.