luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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As long as I can be your Captain Bligh...if you know what I mean.
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As long as I can be your Captain Bligh...if you know what I mean.
Put the rubber chicken down and step away from the doggy...IYKWIM...
Without the chicken, you're gonna have to deal the cards...if you know what I mean.
Blaming the rubber chicken will not bring her back to you...IYKWIM...
Would you like an in-depth literary discussion - if you know what I mean
Only as long as the author of discussion is Dr. Suess...IYKWIM...
Make sure there's plenty of pictures ..IYKWIM
I got a pop-up book for you...if you know what I mean
So how thick is it, IYKWIM.
Thick enough that you wouldn't be able to see the empire state building from my house...if you know what I mean.
I'd better call for some help then, IFKWIM
Help won't cum in time...if you know what I mean
Are you planning to impress me with your speed, if you know what I mean.
Will you move this time IYKWIM
Are you in the dog house ... if you know what I mean.
Nope, I'm cumming through the backdoor right now...if you know what I mean
I don't think she'd appreciate that, IYKWIM.
You must know something I don't...If you know what I mean
It's just my opinion. After all which respectable woman enjoys her chute stuffed with a jelly swiss roll, if you know what I mean.
All the really really "Good" ones do...if you know what I mean.
No, I don't know who you mean, if you know what I mean.
Besides, how would you even stuff a swiss roll into a slot without breaking it? If you know what I mean.
I need to mow the lawn.....if you know what I mean.
Mind if I trim the hedges? If you know what I mean