If You Had To Be Stuck In An Elevator Right Now, With Any 2 Litsters...

Two guys. Because two Lit women in the mood I'm in would either result in me going insane or me quickly earning a black eye.
 
Vlad and there was a guy with Boots in his username who gave me great tips about whiskey.... I’d learn a lot about cigars and the finer booze.
 
If I got stuck in an elevator I'd be a basket case inside of 30 seconds 😨 so it would have to be two people who were very good at getting a crazy person to calm down (without making the fatal mistake of telling me to calm down LOL).

Not sure who on here would be willing to take that job on. Hopefully Gamina67 and Lorelei for starters. :heart:
my mother-in-law was certifiable when she was alive,
my Dad was a bipolar cross addicted pachuco, who's favorite conversations started and ended with his two fists...
I think I would be uniquely qualified to talk someone off a ledge, (so to speak) besides which I am claustrophobic.
 
Not sure....who on here is like McGyver (to fix the elevator)....and just in case it can't be fixed, who is likely to have chocolate?
 
I think we should all prepare for elevator breakage by having wine on us constantly. Except wine gets me in trouble so I’ll stick to beer.
That's a bit trickier and would require a cooler. How about hard liquor on a flask?
 
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