If you had a hard dick right now....

[T.H. Oughts]

Would you please tell me why???????

 

[christophe]

3 hours of surgery...gets the blood pumping...literally to the right area! something bout cutting that really gets the adrenaline going....


that av hasn't helped either

 

[T.H. Oughts]

3 hours of surgery...gets the blood pumping...literally to the right area! something bout cutting that really gets the adrenaline going....

Poor honey on your feet for so many hours... here, let to massage you better

 

[christophe]

mmmmmmmmmmm put me right to sleep...then again rubbing other things wake me right up

 

[MechaBlade]

I was hard a second ago. Looking at the pornstar pics thread.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

mmmmmmmmmmm put me right to sleep...then again rubbing other things wake me right up

You can start snorring after the .... umm massage

 

[christophe]

cigarette first!

 

[Weevil]

It's called morning wood.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

cigarette first!

Of course a glass of water and a AFF is par for the course.....

 

[christophe]

Of course a glass of water and a AFF is par for the course.....

AFF?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's called morning wood.

Now tell me, do all men have horny morning woods? Or is it just because you need to pee?

 

[christophe]

well I am always horny, and sometimes I actually do have to pee...mostly horny

 

[T.H. Oughts]

AFF?

After Fuck Fag



P.S. This end of the world a fag is also a cigerette.

 

[christophe]

ahhhhhhh in that case yess AFF

 

[T.H. Oughts]

well I am always horny, and sometimes I actually do have to pee...mostly horny

So what do you do to get rid of this hornyness??

 

[wizbit9]

Would you please tell me why???????

Because i have been reading some of the excellent stories on this site and imagining my ex-girlfriend par taking in the activities described

 

[Slinky'sWench]

if I had a hard cock right now.............

I would be hermaphrodite !!

 

[Tim1]

Why?

Never ask why a dick is hard...It's like asking why is the sky is blue. Who fuckin knows why?

 

[redblooded]

Why?

Sure you can ask and I will show how hard it is,,,,,,,,,,,,but why is it, well go here an see for yourself.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=1426190#post1426190

Red

 

[sabbathstorm]

If I had a hard cock to entertain me right now, I sure as hell wouldn't be here!

 

[SlowHand89]

If I had a hard cock to entertain me right now, I sure as hell wouldn't be here!

I feel the same way about a nice puffy pussy.

And my morning woody is always horny.

 

[Zamdrist]

Now tell me, do all men have horny morning woods? Or is it just because you need to pee?

I think that is the case, morning woodies. I'm not sure it has anything to do with needing to pee. I wake up almost every morning at attention.

That's why the morning is the best time to have sex with me

 

[Arc da Rat]

I just hope that cock I have is attached to a male body of human race. that was yummy to eat.

I'd be have a wonderful time.

 

[Ginny]

If you had a hard dick right now....
Would you please tell me why?

well...it was either the tooth fairy or god or my daughter and her harry potter wizard kit...that heard me say...mannnnn, i wish i had a cock of my own, attached of course, to play with...

i'd be like looking up at the ceiling....mouthing "thank you god"....oooohhh.....i'm sure it would be hard by now....so i'd run for the bottle of astroglide....hop up onto my bed....omg....get it all lubed up, squishing in my hand....and start jacking it....stroking it...playing with it.....omg...i get to jack off my OWN cock....it's sooo big....mmmmm i can't wait to feel what it feels like when it squirts......ooooh i think i'll be jacking all day.....weeeeeeeeeeee.....


ok...that was fun...a lil saturday morning flasheroo....

 

[JazzManJim]

Now tell me, do all men have horny morning woods? Or is it just because you need to pee?

Hon, let me just say that morning wood makes it very, very difficult to pee. There's a problem of angles involved, y'see.