cymbidia
unrepentant pervert
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That's what the bumper sticker said on the car in front of me at the red light, so i edged closer. The man in the car didn't even turn around to look at me, much less jump out and do it (oh yeh, baby) right then and there.
Maybe it's my easily aroused time of the month or something, but i gotta admit that the sexual aspect of the fairly humorous threat on his bumper titillated me. Besides, from what i could see, he was a good-looking man.
On my car's rear bumper is a tastefully understated Darwin fish. That's it. A couple of cars ago, and a lifetime ago in terms of having children, i had a "Legalize Marijuana" bumper sticker emblazoned across, yes, my rear bumper. However, it's against the Mommy Rules to have one of those so it's long gone.
So, what do you have on your car/truck/other vehicle? What bumper sticker(s), emblems, pithy sayings, etc have you chosen to stick on your car, thereby offering total strangers a little bit of info about you?
Maybe it's my easily aroused time of the month or something, but i gotta admit that the sexual aspect of the fairly humorous threat on his bumper titillated me. Besides, from what i could see, he was a good-looking man.
On my car's rear bumper is a tastefully understated Darwin fish. That's it. A couple of cars ago, and a lifetime ago in terms of having children, i had a "Legalize Marijuana" bumper sticker emblazoned across, yes, my rear bumper. However, it's against the Mommy Rules to have one of those so it's long gone.
So, what do you have on your car/truck/other vehicle? What bumper sticker(s), emblems, pithy sayings, etc have you chosen to stick on your car, thereby offering total strangers a little bit of info about you?
