If you do one of the following I think you are weird...

[LukkyKnight]

...I'm even begining to doubt its spelling, that's weird, eh?

I before E,
except after C,
Or when sounded like A,
As in neighbor or weigh,
Or else used in neither,
which isn't right either -
Why is English spelling so weird?

 

[Molly Bloom]

You say weird like its a bad thing.

Ha, like that one. Most of the people who call me weird are the ones I wouldn't want to know anyway. But I wouldn't eat chips with a fork.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

if we were not weird the world would be a scarier place than what it is.

 

[Guest]

Ha, like that one. Most of the people who call me weird are the ones I wouldn't want to know anyway. But I wouldn't eat chips with a fork.

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Chips, they're like french fries, eh?

 

[Molly Bloom]

Chips, they're like french fries, eh?

They are. Here and in Douglass as well, wouldn't you be the one to know? But maybe you're not that kind of Manxman (though what others there are, I couldn't say).

 

[Guest]

They are. Here and in Douglass as well, wouldn't you be the one to know? But maybe you're not that kind of Manxman (though what others there are, I couldn't say).

_____

Actually, I'm very fond of the English combination of chips with vinegar.

Eh, eh?

 

[capricious_chic]

It is all very subjective..

One persons weird is anothers normality, eh.

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

When you eat fries with gravy, sometimes you have to use a fork. Course, you crazy Yankees don't put gravy on your fries - and I think you're weird for that! Eh?

 

[Shaq]

ATTENTION: Using a fork to eat cheesy fries or fries with gravy is okay because then the potato has been coated, it's function is more similar to that of a baked potato except it has been fried.

However, if one were to refrain from using a fork and they weren't afraid to get their fingers messy while eating such foods my respect for them would increase enormously.

But the rest of you are weird.

 

[peachykeen]

When you eat fries with gravy, sometimes you have to use a fork. Course, you crazy Yankees don't put gravy on your fries - and I think you're weird for that! Eh?

Oh so very, very untrue, Freya. Obviously you have not spent time in a proper New Jersey diner, preferrably one on Rte 3, around midnight, after a concert at the Meadowlands.

 

[teddybear4play]

I dip my French fries in Chocolate milkshakes.

Weird eh?

Yes. That one I'll never understand.

TB4p

 

[Temptress_1960]

The weirdest people in the world eat french fries and pizza with a fork.

Now wait a minute....

 

[Guest]

 

[Rosebud]

lol, wendys fries, in chocolate frosties is the best!

try club crackers with the frosties too...yumm...

now wierd would be eating pussy with a fork or would that be sadistic?

or taking the cum of a man and twisting it on a fork like spagetti then eating it...

but pizza with a fork is not wierd and i love white gravy on my fries

 

[mokum13]

I always put mayonaise on my fries...

Weird?

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

dude the word weird is offensive I prefer unique.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I nearly always eat my salad with my fingers. A character (in a story I have since forgotten) said if you could eat your salad this way with enough self-assurance, you could make everyone else feel stupid for using a fork. It really seems to work. And it's fun, regardless.

Conversely, I usually use a fork and knife to cut the bottom third (acute angle part) of a large slice off so the pizza doesn't flop down awkwardly when I try to bite it. But I don't cut it into little pieces and eat it with my fork bite by bite.

So what's the verdict, Shaq? Am I weird?

 

[Backyard sweaty]

I often eat my fries with a fork that's cuz at my local greasy spoon they are greasy and have salt all over them. I eat my watermelon with a fork. I also eat my salad with my fingers.

Thats pretty weird, eh?

 

[mokum13]

dude the word weird is offensive I prefer unique.

How about 'Different'?

 

[Lord David]

How about 'Different'?

Anyone different from me just becomes "Non-grooveworthy" ^_^

 

[LittleJoe]

dude the word weird is offensive I prefer unique.

offensive, well hell.

I'm just weird, not unique. eh?

 

[Jewelz]

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