If you could have sex with anyone in the world....

[nice90sguy]

..how many hours a day would you spend in the AH?

 

[StillStunned]

The same as now. The only person I'm interested in having sex with is my wife.

 

[nice90sguy]

The same as now. The only person I'm interested in having sex with is my wife.

Yeah, me too. You have nice furniture by the way

 

[Belegon]

choosing just a single person would be difficult. I only ever preactice monogamy out of respect for q partner who desires me to do so. Were my choices easy to implement as reality, I would have a small circle of partners who all enjoyed each other as well.

ETA: my defintion of "small circle is perhaps between 5 and 10. it would simply depend upon my emotions and desires within the moment. And some of my choices would include women from my past as well as those in my current environment. I don't think I ever truly stop loving women, at least from the point of view of still being interested in them personally and desiring that they have the greatest possible happiness in their lives.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Same as now. If however you invented some technology that would allow my SO to take on all kinds of fantastical shapes... I'd prolly only be on when the kids're home or when he's not.

 

[SimonDoom]

Yeah, me too. You have nice furniture by the way

Wait, was that you? I thought I saw somebody's car leaving as I showed up.

Mrs. SS is a lovely woman.

@StillStunned, you're out of Scotch.

 

[THBGato]

My wife. Hopefully in about 10 minutes time...

 

[ItsJustMeApathy]

The same amount I do now. I have zero desire to have sex of any kind, which I guess is funny since I like to write smut.

 

[Nightaelf]

..how many hours a day would you spend in the AH?

I almost choked on my sandwich while reading this. AH in the Netherlands is short for Albert Heijn, a big supermarket chain, so now I have a completely different picture in my head, and I can’t get rid of it anymore.
I have no idea what you actually meant with AH in the right context......

 

[ItsJustMeApathy]

I almost choked on my sandwich while reading this. AH in the Netherlands is short for Albert Heijn, a big supermarket chain, so now I have a completely different picture in my head, and I can’t get rid of it anymore.
I have no idea what you actually meant with AH in the right context......

Authors' Hangout. This forum is what I assumed.

Well, now I feel stupid. I guess that isn't what they meant since you're laughing at me.

 

[Nightaelf]

Then I probably wouldn’t even write that much! I’d hardly be behind the computer. But yeah… I’m single and not ready to mingle. Just me, my vibe, and plenty of time to jingle.

 

[Nightaelf]

Authors' Hangout. This forum is what I assumed.

Well, now I feel stupid. I guess that isn't what they meant since you're laughing at me.

It’s probably exactly what you meant.
It’s just that the abbreviation means something else in Dutch.

“If you could have sex with anyone in the world… how many hours a day would you spend in AH?

That’s what almost made me choke. Albert Heijn (AH) is a big supermarket chain here. I’m very visually wired, so suddenly I feel like going grocery shopping.

 

[Areala-chan]

Do you think I wouldn't spend several lust-soaked hours taking Natalie Portman to the moon and back on the front porch of the AH? Because if you think that, I lack both the time and the crayons to explain how wrong you are.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Can this hypothetical also include a time-machine or is that just greedy?

 

[M_K_Babalon]

No more than I do now.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Can this hypothetical also include a time-machine or is that just greedy?

This is what I would want. To be back in my 23 year old athlete body and with my nineteen year old wife on our honeymoon. The most epic sex ever!

 

[feel_the_beast]

If I could have sex with anyone in the world...

I would.

 

[StillStunned]

Imagine someone telling you to go fuck yourself. And you reply, "Actually, I can! I can have sex with anyone in the world. Thanks for the suggestion!"

 

[OralAllOver]

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