If you could have sex with any of my alts, which would you choose?
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parodyluvr75
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Poll to flow? I think you're watching pee porn again.
I never stopped.
parodyluvr75
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I don't know, which one is a hot 40 something literary professor from New Mexico, who likes romance, longs walks, constant sex and hummus?
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That's what I was afraid of.
I guess Plutarch is the most literary. He wrote a history of the Roman emperors, and he was from Greece, so he probably encountered something similar to hummus. He's a little older than forty, though.
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I'm a stickler on the hummus and the 40 something.
He was forty once.
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I was once a perfume girl at a department store, doesn't count anymore.
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whynotjustsayit
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I'd have to choose BlobChristmas. He's a merry fellow.
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I voted Statist on the assumption that he looks like this:
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Does one of them have a penis?
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Flo
She has insurance.
She has insurance.
I voted Statist on the assumption that he looks like this:
No, that's Statist's cousin, Trotskyite. This is Statist, as photographed with the latest model North Korean 0.05 megapixel digital camera:
Klingle does, but it's not attached.
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No, that's Statist's cousin, Trotskyite. This is Statist, as photographed with the latest model North Korean 0.05 megapixel digital camera:
I've been waiting to see the coonskin cap. I'd show mine if I had it.
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Take out the "like to" and I'll pick the one who's most "endowed", physically and financially
(happy new year blob.)
My finances are in order
Take out the "like to" and I'll pick the one who's most "endowed", physically and financially
(happy new year blob.)
That would be evernoob. He writes inoffensive jokes for a Canadian greeting card company. Here's his picture:
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That's my ushanka. I do have a coonskin, though. It's just a cheap souvenir one I got as a kid.
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That would be evernoob. He writes inoffensive jokes for a Canadian greeting card factory. Here's his picture:
Why is he smirking like that ? He scares me
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Wait....That would be evernoob. He writes inoffensive jokes for a Canadian greeting card company. Here's his picture:
Aren't they all you? ..
(Lol you look like a gay guy in that picture^^
)Why is he smirking like that ? He scares me
He's thinking of a respectful, yet slightly risqué joke to break the ice.
Wait....
Aren't they all you? ..
(Lol you look like a gay guy in that picture^^
No, those are my other personalities.
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He looks like he has an evil plan ! Isn't there another alt that is less gayish/evil, but equally or more physically and financially endowed ????
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