If you can pick your ass, nose and friends, but you can't.....

[Starfish]

.......fuck sheep cause syphilis is a problem, and you are stranded in the Scottish highlands with your ass, your nose, your friends, and sheep, what would you do?

I want only serious answers to this.

All others can go fa'k da rotten cunt of scallywag for all I care.
































Okay, yup, another pointless and silly thread to stimulate you with.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Er, what?

 

[Renegade]

My ass, my nose, and myself would have a threesome. Everyone else can get laid on their own damn time.

 

[Mistress]

Umm fuck my friends?

Or myself.

Has been done before. <---fucking myself and friends I meant.

 

[xzchief]

Mistress, can I be your friend?

 

[Mistress]

Mistress, can I be your friend?

LMAO!

 

[xzchief]

That definitely wasn't a no. I'll take it as a yes.

 

[Starfish]

You all want to know what I do, don't you?


I'd go off and leave the lot of you with the sheep to figure out your own dilemma to seek hot, lusty sex with that Scotsman Ewan McGregor that I've been lusting after for some time now.

I know, it'd be quite a walk all the way down to England, but it'd be worth it.