If you came with a warning label 🏷

[danbuff]

Doesn't tolerate dickheads.

Seems too common?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Warning
Our staff are heavily sedated
for your own protection

 

[danbuff]

Seems too common?

I hope I did not offend, not my intention

 

[angelofthenorth]

Never trust a skinny cook

 

[CuyValDar]

Literalistic smart-ass,
Sarcastic & cynical,
Well on the way to becoming a
grumpy, dirty old man.

 

[Tigertiger55]

slightly better than expected.

 

[AlexBailey]

Experimental

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

🏷 - won't just make your day but will make your hole weak

 

[DravenCrow13]

Handle with care easily agitated

 

[Cat]

Skittish and Runs Away.

 

[Baztrachian]

Not to be fucked with.

Sounds exactly like someone I'd love to fuck with!

 

[Nightbird]

Your kinda cute in a what the hell is wrong with you sort of way.

 

[Xerxes82]

Will beat the dead horse

 

[Chillygirl]

Will pick fights when hangry

 

[Cogan]

Will pick fights when hangry

(Note to self: always have a chocolat bar with me…..)

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Doesn't tolerate dickheads.

I've learned that the appropriate response is:



But, we need growth. So the best response is:

 

[LFM90]

“Loves his auntie to much”

 

[Him15]

May cause insomnia

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will beat the dead horse

Is that a euphemism?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will act innocent, sarcastic, or cranky (that's what I'm calling it!) depending on how I'm feeling.

 

[Xerxes82]

Is that a euphemism?

Some days

 

[Utmale48]

Warning: May share random theories and will bug you to let her read your full natal chart in astrology and annoy you to pull some tarot cards on you

I don’t know this sounds kinda fun.

 

[Utmale48]

Do not mistake kindness for weakness

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Will try to make out with you in the middle of the grocery store

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Doesn't tolerate dicks.