If you came with a warning label 🏷

[kreemi_pi]

Open other end.

 

[Chillygirl]

My poker face absolutely sucks.

I can't control my face if someone within earshot says something ridiculous, including myself - which is why I seldom speak.


Avoid me at the party/orgy.
I will unintentionally embarrass us all with my crinkled brow and "wtf??!!" eyes.

We’ll silently judge together and let our faces do all the talking! I love those silent conversations

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do not open.

 

[Mrswargamer9dash1]

Warning, don't smile at Bunny you'll never get rid of her.

 

[Apisto42]

Do not open.

That ruins most of the fun!

 

[danbuff]

Occasionally filled with wine and chocolate

And yet you laugh at 3 things I cannot live without? Must be doing something right

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

WARNING: Will bore you to within an inch of your life with useless knowledge/trivia

 

[VamPal1]

Needs jalopenos.

 

[Kat73]

Queen of inappropriate

 

[PotNoodle79]

Handle with care

 

[fullservice65]

"Object may appear larger in mirror"

 

[LisaMayTurner]

A tattoo on my ass saying "she does not do anal but nice to kiss"

 

[jay49in25]

You will be addicted after 3 days of chatting.

 

[Trubbycat]

DON'T. Just don't.

 

[JimmyFlagstaff1964]

A tattoo on my ass saying "she does not do anal but nice to kiss"

I would tongue your ass like the wings of a hummingbird bird until you uncontrollably ask me to shoot my spunkytown all over your face!!!

 

[kreemi_pi]

If I came with a warning label...I would cum hard and make a pretty little mess.

 

[MrPimms]

Can be fascinated by a piece of cheese.

 

[Abeona1]

Easily distracted

 

[PotNoodle79]

Prone to fits of grumpiness that are almost comical

 

[MissSNG]

Caution: Terrier energy and will bite if provoked

 

[Wand3rlust]

Single use: use once then discard

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Not on drugs. Just really, really weird

 

[Anastasia1999]

Don‘t assume she cannot understand you just because her mother tongue is English.

 

[MarcUK]

Warning. Can activate introvert mode at any moment

 

[jonesinforfun82]

may cause sudden orgasms