If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Deleted member 1178772]

Warning, may not be able to stop once started.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If erection lasts longer than 12 hours, spank me.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Caution: Handle with care



She’s a lot more sensitive then she shows

 

[F3x0r]

Warning. Slippery when wet

 

[Photog1rl]

Warning. Slippery when wet

That seems like one you should be proving on Wet Wednesday. There is even a thread for it
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/wet-wednesday.1594422/page-79

ETA my warning label.

May explode with proper stimulation.

 

[37_ttej]

My warning T-shirt for today.
Although why anyone would want to try eating my jeans I'll never know.

https://rlv.zcache.com/warning_choking_hazard_arrow_down_joke_t_shirt-rc1b013ecd4704dd1aee951ea33b756de_k2gm8_307.jpg

 

[EctoJohn]

Warning: Overly Sarcastic. Oh, but don't worry, I'd never be sarcastic to you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Warning: Although I try to be kind, don't take advantage. You won't like the results.

 

[cole4258]

Warning: Open carefully, may explode.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Warning: Sweet but also salty, nice but also naughty, be prepared for spice

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If erection lasts longer than 12 hours, spank me.

Maaaaaaan @PassionatePanther, thank you for finally appreciating this bit of brilliance. I have never been more disappointed in this site ever.

 

[fishnfool]

Accountant - extended contact may induce boredom and yawns. Do not exceed recommended dosage of 15 minutes exposure every 24 hours.

 

[fishnfool]

I think this T-shirt was made for me.

https://rlv.zcache.com.au/funny_human_warning_labels_my_maturity_level_t_shirt-r5904442afbf04331b3ee7dec3ef6f89f_k2gm8_307.jpg

I want one!

 

[Bassytian]

Warning: The brain-to-mouth filter may not always work. Listener discretion is advised.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Has the vocabulary of a sailor and is a pain in the ass at the best of times.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Warning - Use at own risk. Works best with those possessing a good sense of humour, killer smile, pretty eyes and a filthy mind. Don’t mistake kindness for weakness. Item requires daily Cwtches for best results.

 

[TXRafe]

warning: do not "feed" the animal...he won't stop until he is sated

 

[Wriggle]

Warning.
Likely to pop out whilst talking.

 

[Photog1rl]

Warning-doesn't put up with BS and will call you out on it. First reactions are often emotionally based and sound definitive. Will flirt shamelessly and show off in the threads but require reassurance from my people.

 

[TXRafe]

warning: suffers from impulse control disorder in all its forms, both beneficial and not

 

[BoredHubbyinVa14]

Contents under pressure

 

[CreekyBonz]

Loud if aroused

 

[JackKingOff]

Warning: multiple personalities; get fucked by each one!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Warning: Give a damn is broken and will give crap right back.

 

[drouter]

Hot to the touch......