If we put Nasty and Brian4ever adrift in a dinghy in the middle of the ocean...

[Problem Child]

who would survive?

I know, it's a tough question. It could be that Nasty would sing Lila McCann songs all day until B4E said "Fuck, dude, I fuckin' hate country music," and then overpowered Nasty and killed him.

Or maybe Nasty would hate B4E for being 10-15 lbs. overweight and kill him. But then again, Nasty might keep B4E alive for a while so he could have his poop to play with. Dead guys don't poop much.

Maybe they would wash up on a desert island full of Walmarts with only 10-15 lb. overweight country music-loving women on them.

That would be fucked.

 

[patient1]

LMAO!!!!You brought a tear to my eye LOL , and an ache to my belly. Do stop by the party thread.

 

[Brian4ever]

My fan base is rapidly growing I see...

 

[doctor_insanus]

I think you've officially reached the Major Leagues now.

Congratulations... I guess.

*chokes back the tears*

A true work of genius, PC. I salute you.

 

[cymbidia]

~snickering and giggling WAY too much to no mention it~

Hi PC.
Risia is on a tear about whiskey. Just tell her you're drinking it and she'll leave you alone with whatever you're really drinking. Yes, ignorance is bliss in this case.

 

[Marxist]

If there was a German Shepherd on-board, Brian could fuck it and nasty could eat its poop.

What a perfect world that would be!

 

[freakygirl]

OMG.. you guys are mean.. *lmao* funny.. but mean

Marxist.. I see your AIM isn't working...

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

I wanna box naked with Risia Skye. Go a few rounds and stare at her tits between left hooks and jabs. Watch her get all sweaty and then give her my best staredown while her handlers are squeezing icewater sponges on her naked glistening body while she rests between rounds.

I think she'd kick my ass but it would be worth it.

 

[Brian4ever]

I never fucked any dog

If there was a German Shepherd on-board, Brian could fuck it and nasty could eat its poop.

What a perfect world that would be!

 

[Problem Child]

that reminds me of that old country song

I never fucked any ol dog,

Only labs and bloodhounds would do,

And if I was trapped in a dinghy

with Nasty

I wouldn't give him my poo.

Now you might call me a miser

For guarding so jealously my waste

But I think I'm the wiser

Not to give it away in my haste...

Oh! If I had me a shepherd

One with a beautiful face

I would savor the tang of his smegma

And wouldn't give Nasty a taste....

 

[Brian4ever]

Just a question,How much time do you actually
spend on here thinking of this stuff?How much
time do you spend on this site is the question.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh give me a pooch

to share my hooch

one that will lick on my balls

a poodle or boxer

chihuahua or dachsund

one that will cum when I call

his sheath I would peel

back to reveal

that pink popsickle of joy

I'll lick it and stroke it

and love it and coax it

my furry bundle of joy!

 

[patient1]

He's been gone all week.

 

[Brian4ever]

I figured I wouldn't get a legit ansewer.lol

No surprised.

Oh give me a pooch

to share my hooch

one that will lick on my balls

a poodle or boxer

chihuahua or dachsund

one that will cum when I call

his sheath I would peel

back to reveal

that pink popsickle of joy

I'll lick it and stroke it

and love it and coax it

my furry bundle of joy!

 

[Problem Child]

I rhymed joy with joy. What a dork.

 

[phrodeau]

Come on, maybe you could do something positive for the guy, like post some suitable avatars.

 

[Brian4ever]

Seeing that he has over 5,000 posts in less than
a year I think it's safe to say he spends quite a bit
of his time on a message board.

I actually have a real life.

I rhymed joy with joy. What a dork.

 

[phrodeau]

Seeing that he has over 5,000 posts in less than
a year I think it's safe to say he spends quite a bit
of his time on a message board.

I actually have a real life.

I see. So, how's the mill these days?

 

[Marxist]

PC,

you didn't have to shoot your load all in one night.

Poor Brian, he just wants some puppy-love. Is that so wrong?


On second thought, that is some truly flipped out shit man. I bet you're the guy on Peachtree taking up a collection to get his dog out of the pound. Sick sick bastard.

 

[Brian4ever]

You couldn't see your dick mustless anything
else.

I mean as in REAL LIFE.You know,going out
and having fun instead thinking of jokes over
the net.

But I guess some people have no choices.

I see. So, how's the mill these days? [/QUOT

E]

 

[Brian4ever]

Sick sick bastard

Whatever,Uncle Tom

PC,

you didn't have to shoot your load all in one night.


Poor Brian, he just wants some puppy-love. Is that so wrong?


On second thought, that is some truly flipped out shit man. I bet you're the guy on Peachtree taking up a collection to get his dog out of the pound. Sick sick bastard.

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist he called you Uncle Tom, you cotton-pickin' bastard.

 

[Brian4ever]

Yes I reckon I did.I bet he also goes and kills those purity
deers with his used double barrell from the pawn shop.

Marxist he called you Uncle Tom, you cotton-pickin' bastard.

 

[Problem Child]

wtf is a purity deer? Are we classifying antlered mammals by their contamination level now?