smoothg103rd
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Real G's don't use the bathroom. We shit on niggas.
(Before one of you dickheads misunderstand me, use urban dictionary or something )
If this doesn't cease the doubts, I don't know what will.
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Real G's don't use the bathroom. We shit on niggas.
(Before one of you dickheads misunderstand me, use urban dictionary or something )
smoothg103rd
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Like ya ugly ass have a face that everybody would want to date.
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The hood? Is it Smoove, pronounced Smurf? Is Que his Gargamel? Say it ain't so...
smoothg103rd
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Gang members can't have meetings? We're just like any other organization or fraternity.
Fata Morgana
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It was probably the equivalent of a W.I. meeting in the church hall.
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Do you have a calendar?
smoothg103rd
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We have a holiday.
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Noor
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You mean like a fund raising one with tastefully nude WI members in it?
or in Smooth's case tastefully nude Crips in it?
smoothg103rd
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The gif section was perfection.
Who side are you on? I take my movie invitation back.
Pookie
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Dude. You weren't gonna spring for popcorn. We both know it.
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What happens if The Hood® has a meeting next month when he starts night school?
He'll have to choose between two totally different worlds! Just like that poster of the hoodsploitation movie with 50 Cent where he's holding a gun in one hand and a microphone in the other, ever so cleverly giving you A Message© about the divergent paths a young brotha/brutha/brah/breh will have to take for his future.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7VuZ_chc38s/RlIIPiCZm-I/AAAAAAAAACI/FHpat0nfDDA/s400/medium_billboard.jpg
If The Hood® finds out he's edjumacatin' hisself, they'll demerit him...or even worse, excommunicate him!
If the night school finds out he played hooky on them for The Hood®, they'll kick him out. And Mr. Baraka won't be too happy to hear about it, especially after the strings he pulled to get him in the class a month before the end of the semester!
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smoothg103rd
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Fuck is spring for popcorn? Jump for popcorn?
Pookie
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Purchase with your funds.
smoothg103rd
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What happens if The Hood® has a meeting next month when he starts night school?
He'll have to choose between two totally different worlds! Just like that poster of the hoodsploitation movie with 50 Cent where he's holding a gun in one hand and a microphone in the other, ever so cleverly giving you A Message© about the divergent paths a young brotha/brutha/brah/breh will have to take for his future.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7VuZ_chc38s/RlIIPiCZm-I/AAAAAAAAACI/FHpat0nfDDA/s400/medium_billboard.jpg
If The Hood® finds out he's edujmacatin' hisself, they'll demerit him...or even worse, excommunicate him!
If the night school finds out he played hooky on them for The Hood®, they'll kick him out. And Mr. Baraka won't be too happy to hear about it, especially after the strings he pulled to get him in the class a month before the end of the semester!
First off,the homies respect the fact that I'm going back to school. Secondly I'm too old to play hookey. Thirdly, I do what the fuck I want.
smoothg103rd
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I asked you out so I would've paid. I would've let you get some popcorn and a drink.
I once spent over $1000 in the strip club. You don't think I can spend $20 on you?
Que
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Fuck you know about livin' a black life? Have the wacky TV trope black neighbor Zumi Technicolor-splain things to you, dig?
Never ceases to amaze me that he genuinely seems to feel his bento-box lifestyle is the "authentic blackness." That his vaunted education on how not-priveledged he is because of the color of his skin exceeds your experience living in the same color skin. Given the statistics on incarceration rates for black males, his inexperience with both prison and having relatives in prison is the anomaly here. The statistically likely, is not the 'trope.' The safe, sanitized for TV version is.
And because he is the board's Prince-loving TV-trope wise-cracking jive-talkin' neighbor "black friend," They all chortle along with him.
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You lost me at $20.
Que
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Not even a handy?
This is like when I was dating a guy I now refer to as 20-Second Jason and he was bragging to me about the time he was at some club in Miami and dropping hundreds on bottle service to get club rats into his VIP. I just stared at him.
smoothg103rd
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smoothg103rd
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$40??
Que
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*mute*
This heavy D do make a girl go mute, dig?
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