If the Brady Bunch plane crashed in the Andes....

[mediocre]

Who would be the first eaten?

 

[run_silent]

Who would be the first eaten?

Easy. Alice she would volunteer. At first I thought it would be her boyfriend Sam the butcher but he has needed skills

 

[mediocre]

Easy. Alice she would volunteer. At first I thought it would be her boyfriend Sam the butcher but he has needed skills

They need Alice to do the cooking for them.

 

[run_silent]

They need Alice to do the cooking for them.

Humm... Good point. I think it would be Jan. Just to shut her the hell up and stop the whining.

"Jan we are going to eat you."

"That's not fair. You should eat Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Who would be the first eaten?

Cousin Oliver.

 

[mediocre]

Cousin Oliver.

Too small. But I like your thinking.

 

[run_silent]

Cousin Oliver.

Forgot about him. Did the plane crash happen when they had a dog?

 

[mediocre]

Forgot about him. Did the plane crash happen when they had a dog?

Include anyone from the show, including the dog, but that's not really cannibalism.

 

[KRCummings]

Cindy. She was a snitch. She'd rat out one of the other kids just once and then have a convenient accident that would leave the best meat unharmed.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Greg Brady would volunteer to eat Mrs. Brady.

 

[mediocre]

Cindy. She was a snitch. She'd rat out one of the other kids just once and then have a convenient accident that would leave the best meat unharmed.

Nobody liked that bitch.

Greg Brady would volunteer to eat Mrs. Brady.

Mr. Brady would have volunteered to eat Greg.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

this thread reminds me of the movie "ALIVE"

 

[mediocre]

this thread reminds me of the movie "ALIVE"

You are quick.

 

[blobfish]

First eaten? Well, Marcia was obviously the hottest, but Jan would appreciate it more. On the other hand, it's probably a safe assumption that Jan has never been within five feet of a Lady Gillette, so there's a bit of an ick factor there. It's a tough question.

 

[jomar]

Jesus, no incest jokes? That's probably the most popular category. Sad.

Anyway, Alice would probably be a bit gamey. The only fair way would be sort of a variation on last hired, first fired thing.

 

[run_silent]

Mr. Brady would have volunteered to eat Greg.

I don't think we are talking cannibalism anymore. More like feeding off of liquid protein. Keep draining him till he's dry. Then eat him. It could take a while.

 

[blobfish]

I don't think we are talking cannibalism anymore. More like feeding off of liquid protein. Keep draining him till he's dry. Then eat him. t could take a while.

You just went too far.

 

[run_silent]

You just went too far.

Sorry I didn't think a thread that was discussing which family member you would eat first had a chance of going to far.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I don't think we are talking cannibalism anymore. More like feeding off of liquid protein. Keep draining him till he's dry. Then eat him. It could take a while.

Whatever the case,

Greg is never. gonna. tell.

 

[run_silent]

Whatever the case,

Greg is never. gonna. tell.

And hasn't so far.

BTW I call dibs on Marsha's boobs.

 

[blobfish]

I wonder if Greg would roleplay as Johnny Bravo.

 

[QueenLevitra]

And hasn't so far.

BTW I call dibs on Marsha's boobs.

Have at 'em,

as I ain't interested.

 

[mediocre]

Sorry I didn't think a thread that was discussing which family member you would eat first had a chance of going to far.

Brilliant!

 

[phrodeau]

And hasn't so far.

BTW I call dibs on Marsha's boobs.

It took this long for someone to realize that boobs are a source of food.

 

[blobfish]

I wonder if Greg would roleplay as Johnny Bravo.

"This is the end of Johnny Bravo."

"And boy do it look fine. "