If Only...

~ If only my cock was ... err ... a little bit longer, I could go and fuck myself as so often advised.

:D
 
If only all chickens were free to cross roads without having their motives called into question, we humans wouldn't have to ask silly questions.

[nods wisely]
 
If only I'd sent molly_hunter28 an e-mail, she'd be feeling happy for not checking her e-mails right now :(
 
................... if only I could watch that smile spread across your face :)
 
..............if only i'd looked before i leapt...............
 
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