If only hanns truly where in the military.

Aquila

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First with your "lets form a coalition, without political holdbacks"

Offense
Article 94--Mutiny and sedition

4.18.1 a. Text.


"Any person subject to this chapter who--

(1) with intent to usurp or override lawful military authority, refuse, in concert with any other person, to obey orders or otherwise do his duty or creates any violence or disturbance is guilty of mutiny;

(2) with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of lawful civil authority, creates, in concert with any other person, revolt, violence, or other disturbance against that authority is guilty of sedition;

(3) fails to do his utmost to prevent and suppress a mutiny or sedition being committed in his presence, or fails to take all reasonable means to inform his superior commissioned officer or commanding officer of a mutiny or sedition which he knows or has reason to believe is taking place, is guilty of a failure to suppress or report a mutiny or sedition.

(b) A person who is found guilty of attempted mutiny, mutiny, sedition, or failure to suppress or report a mutiny or sedition shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct."

Identifying yourself as a sniper

Offense

Article 98--Noncompliance with procedural rules

4.22.1 a. Text.

"Any person subject to this chapter who--

(1) is responsible for unnecessary delay in the disposition of any case of a person accused of an offense under this chapter; or

(2) Knowingly and intentionally fails to enforce or comply with any provision of this chapter regulating the proceedings before, during, or after trial of an accused; shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."

Again claiming to be a sniper

Offense

Article 107--False official statements

4.32.1 a. Text.

"Any person subject to this chapter who, with intent to deceive, signs any false record, return, regulation, order, or other official document, knowing it to be false, or makes any other false official statement knowing it to be false, shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."



Again sniper / special forces claim

Article 131--Perjury

4.58.1 a. Text.

"Any person subject to this chapter who in a judicial proceeding or in a course of justice willfully and corruptly--

(1) upon a lawful oath or in any form allowed by law to be substituted for an oath, gives any false testimony material to the issue or matter of inquiry; or

(2) in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code, subscribes any false statement material to the issue or matter of inquiry; is guilty of perjury and shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."



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4.58.2 b. Elements.
(1) Giving false testimony.

(a) That the accused took an oath or affirmation in a certain judicial proceeding or course of justice;

(b) That the oath or affirmation was administered to the accused in a matter in which an oath or affirmation was required or authorized by law;

(c) That the oath or affirmation was administered by a person having authority to do so;

(d) That upon the oath or affirmation that accused willfully gave certain testimony;

(e) That the testimony was material;

(f) That the testimony was false; and

(g) That the accused did not then believe the testimony to be true.

(2) Subscribing false statement.

(a) That the accused subscribed a certain statement in a judicial proceeding or course of justice;

(b) That in the declaration, certification, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury, the accused declared, certified, verified, or stated the truth of that certain statement;

(c) That the accused willfully subscribed the statement;

(d) That the statement was material;

(e) That the statement was false; and

(f) That the accused did not then believe the statement to be true.


and just to sweeten the pot

Article 134--General article

4.61.1 a. Text.

"Though not specifically mentioned in this chapter, all disorders and neglects to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces, all conduct of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces, and crimes and offenses not capital, of which persons subject to this chapter may be guilty, shall be taken cognizance of by a general, special, or summary court-martial, according to the nature and degree of the offense, and shall be punished at the discretion of that court."
 
If Hanns were truly in the military he'd be so fucked. I have a nice lot of connections to people like command sergeant majors, a couple of generals, and my personal favorite, DIS.

Yeah, baby, yeah!
 
KillerMuffin said:
If Hanns were truly in the military he'd be so fucked. I have a nice lot of connections to people like command sergeant majors, a couple of generals, and my personal favorite, DIS.

Yeah, baby, yeah!

You just need CID to get involved.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
I'm worth millions


Only a select few know I exist

Rephrased to make sense:

I'm worth millions....in roleplaying money.

Only one person cares if I exist.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
I'm worth millions


Only a select few know I exist
Dumbass you couldnt even keep a security clearance saying stupid shit like that.

Your a fucking fool, living in a childs GI joe dreamworld.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Sitting here...looking at my pics on the wall.....strapped with my Glock

laughing at you losers
You may very well have a glock, good for you.. you can buy tupperware.

Nevermind that glock is not standard issue.
 
SO whats your MOS?
also I want the identifier, as you would speak it on base.

quickly now.
 
How's that knot in your stomach doing, Hanns? Feel like an ulcer coming on?:D
 
He won't answer. Hanns, the thing is, even if people did believe you, it wouldn't change anything. You'd still be who you are.
 
I always know I can come here and feel good about myself, just because I'm not Hanns. Actually, I already feel really good, but Hanns makes me feel extra special. Thanks, Hannsy-poo.
 
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