Sparky Kronkite
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First, thanks for the idea - Godiva.
If I were Britany Spears -
I'd keep milking what I was doing for a few more years. You know, getting a little wilder, in small yet ever increasing increments, dating some famous guys, dumping them, romping around wild, getting into the sleazy press and attempting to keep my limited talent selling records and concert tickets.
Then when I began to fade (as she will, they all do) and well before I lost my figure - let's hypothesize at about age 27 - what's that? Eight years from now?
By then HD video will be streaming via whatever phone line is the hottest ticket - to all (or most of anyway) the theaters in the US. I'd stage the largest pay-per-view - to ticket holding theater goers - for the "wildest show business event ever held in the history of the world."
I'd (if I were Britany Spears) fuck live on camera - multiple men - masked men, famous masked men - oh, for an hour and a half. I'd do it all. Best camera operators, best director of porn - the whole nine yards - the best most famous fuck flick ever.
Then - in doing that - if I were Britany Spears - not only would I be the most famous woman on the planet of that moment - and the most sexually desirable woman on the planet at that moment - and the most historically pertinent woman on the planet at that moment - but I would also be the richest woman on the planet at that moment and maybe for many, many years after that.
Think of if $100, $200 - more per ticket - in every theater (that would run it) in the world - only an hour and a half of pleasure. Mucho money.
If I were Britany Spears I could imagine a billion dollar take - if I were Britany Spears.
I'd retire after that - wait until I was 40 and write the book about the whole thing. Retirement money. I'd have spent the rest.
Done. What a life.
If I were Britany Spears -
I'd keep milking what I was doing for a few more years. You know, getting a little wilder, in small yet ever increasing increments, dating some famous guys, dumping them, romping around wild, getting into the sleazy press and attempting to keep my limited talent selling records and concert tickets.
Then when I began to fade (as she will, they all do) and well before I lost my figure - let's hypothesize at about age 27 - what's that? Eight years from now?
By then HD video will be streaming via whatever phone line is the hottest ticket - to all (or most of anyway) the theaters in the US. I'd stage the largest pay-per-view - to ticket holding theater goers - for the "wildest show business event ever held in the history of the world."
I'd (if I were Britany Spears) fuck live on camera - multiple men - masked men, famous masked men - oh, for an hour and a half. I'd do it all. Best camera operators, best director of porn - the whole nine yards - the best most famous fuck flick ever.
Then - in doing that - if I were Britany Spears - not only would I be the most famous woman on the planet of that moment - and the most sexually desirable woman on the planet at that moment - and the most historically pertinent woman on the planet at that moment - but I would also be the richest woman on the planet at that moment and maybe for many, many years after that.
Think of if $100, $200 - more per ticket - in every theater (that would run it) in the world - only an hour and a half of pleasure. Mucho money.
If I were Britany Spears I could imagine a billion dollar take - if I were Britany Spears.
I'd retire after that - wait until I was 40 and write the book about the whole thing. Retirement money. I'd have spent the rest.
Done. What a life.
