If I ruled the world.........

[islandman]

1) Mondays off would be mandatory.

2) Porn on cable would be free.

3) If you don't have a S/O, the government will send someone over to diddle you all day (you get to choose which sex and physical attributes).

4) Wenching will be encouraged.

5) Bars would allow pot-smoking.


That is all.........for now.

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

6) Groping of my bum is permissible, with my prior approval. Or not.

 

[Dantetier]

there would be a maximum allowable Annoyance and Stupidity Factor. If you need to be told that beating your children about the head with a nine iron, you will be crucified

 

[Guest]

 

[lovetoread]

there would be a maximum allowable Annoyance and Stupidity Factor. If you need to be told that beating your children about the head with a nine iron, you will be crucified

There would be alot less people or rather, people having children around.

 

[islandman]

Someone please hand Dantetier a strong cup of coffee. It is too early in the morning for incomplete sentences.

 

[Mia62]

6) Groping of my bum is permissible, with my prior approval. Or not.

heh...more Canadianisms.

 

[Violette]

Well, it's official: If Islandman ever goes into politics, he's got the right platform to vote for!

And of course, the ass is VERY nice!

 

[islandman]

Well, it's official: If Islandman ever goes into politics, he's got the right platform to vote for!

And of course, the ass is VERY nice!

Are you saying you'd vote for me based on my ass? I knew I liked you for a reason. Other than having the power to make your toes curl, that is.

lol

 

[Dantetier]

There would be alot less people or rather, people having children around.

You caught my point *S*

 

[Guest]

1) Mondays off would be mandatory.

2) Porn on cable would be free.

3) If you don't have a S/O, the government will send someone over to diddle you all day (you get to choose which sex and physical attributes).

4) Wenching will be encouraged.

5) Bars would allow pot-smoking.

you got my vote, those are all great ideas *hedonists have to stick together

 

[Guest]

Yep, you'd get my vote, too!

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: If I ruled the world.........

you got my vote, those are all great ideas *hedonists have to stick together

HEDONISTS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[islandman]

Yep, you'd get my vote, too!

Quit following me around, woman! You'll be sick of me soon enough.

 

[Guest]

free but efficient medicare
high tax for the rich
ban on military industry
ban on underwear

I'm sure I can think of more.

 

[Guest]

I would add:
free healthcare
free internet access
free education
free travel

....and then the alarm clock went off

 

[islandman]

7) Chocolate milk would be free and available at your local soda fountain.

8) Mandatory soda fountains in every corner shop.

 

[manofsteel52]

So many great ideas, not a bad one in the bunch. I can't decide who I'd vote for... It'll have to be De Sade... cutest AV!

 

[Guest]

Quit following me around, woman! You'll be sick of me soon enough.

But I thought you wanted a stalker for Christmas?

 

[april-wine]

raindancer would live at my house......


Oh what fun we would have......

 

[islandman]

But I thought you wanted a stalker for Christmas?

Hat. I wanted your hat for Christmas.


You're just the bonus.

 

[islandman]

raindancer would live at my house......


Oh what fun we would have......

It's bad enough that I have to compete against men for the attention of a woman. Now I have to compete against other women.

Life is so, so cruel.

 

[Guest]

I'll be your housegirl April!

Happy Holidays, darlin!



Hydrant man,
Hrm, my hat? Ok. I can give ya that.
But I'm the bonus to that hat? I'm thinking that's not a compliment.

That's ok, there will be a wrasslin match come Jan.

 

[islandman]

I'll be your housegirl April!

Happy Holidays, darlin!



Hydrant man,
Hrm, my hat? Ok. I can give ya that.
But I'm the bonus to that hat? I'm thinking that's not a compliment.

That's ok, there will be a wrasslin match come Jan.

Catfight!!! I'll bring the oil and organize the other wenches. It'll be my Christmas gift to you.