If I move to England and Yoyotwat become my lil' Brahma Stud

If Yoyotwat actually did what he keeps promising me, he would

  • try to fool me with the strap on instead of fessing up to his erectile dysfunction

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • faint dead away once he got within ten feet cause he has never been that close to a live woman befor

    Votes: 8 36.4%
  • his performance anxiety would prevent him from taking off his sari

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • pretend he was a lesbian so he could say his penis was a clit and avoid the embarrassment

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • prove himself a real stud by ejaculating prematurely, before he even got on the plane to get here

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • hire someone with actual testicles to pretend to be him so he can continue pretending to be a man

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • want me to pretend to be his mother because he cannot get it up with anyone else

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • try to use me to get into DCLs pants instead

    Votes: 10 45.5%
  • do something else that will be explained in detail

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • prove to be p_p_man

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • Total voters
    22

KillerMuffin

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Your PM box is full, baby, so I put it here. You don't mind, do you?

Sorry about the poll, but you know how we all like to be entertained. I knew you would adore it.


I'm sorry to hear the viagra isn't working. That's tough shakes. Have you talked with the urologist yet? Maybe an implant would work. And see if they can do penis extension for you. I'm sure if you have something a bit bigger to flash around and keep taking the steriods, you might attract the guy you want to do the can-can with in the drag burlsque show.
 
Definitely the DCL choice.

And YoYotwat can't be p_pman. While they do not follow any logic at all, yoyo does show some intelligence, not much, but some. P_p is delusional, while yoyo just cannot follow a thought logically. Both need medication, but can't be the same person. But I do think both want in DCL's pants. ;)
 
Definitely the DCL option. I think he has serious wood for DCL which was initially inspire by Teaching Patti, DCLs story that seems to turn him on so much. I think DCL should just give over and cyber the little YaYa bug to bits.:D

Sorry Muffin, as much as you want him I think Yayas heart is elsewhere.
 
I'm not sure he's really even in England. For some reason I imagine him living somewhere in the midwest. Maybe Kansas.
 
cybergirly1989 said:
I'm not sure he's really even in England. For some reason I imagine him living somewhere in the midwest. Maybe Kansas.

hmhh
 
Oh Muffin

if you move to England -- do try to stay out in the countryside. You'll enjoy it so much more!
 
I accidently stepped on this thread and noticed my feet and legs were quickly dissolved from the fuming, hot, hydrofluoric acid...

Anyone have any baking soda handy?

Ow... ow... ow...
 
cybergirly1989 said:
I'm not sure he's really even in England. For some reason I imagine him living somewhere in the midwest. Maybe Kansas.

NO!!!!! NOT KANSAS! I'm from Kansas....(though I'm not there right now) My native Kansans should be safe!

**searching for my sword to march homeward**

"Slay the heathens" echo in the valleys of Oregon.

MoonWolf
 
yayati said:
KM appears to be living in an extreme state of loneliness... Let's all shed a tear for such a pathetic and lost being... Don't give up KillerMuffin, maybe you'll be reincarnated with a brain in your next lifetime!
Take care and get the help you so obviously need.

For 'KM' read........... I
For 'KillerMuffin' read .............Yayati
For 'you'll' read ............I will
For 'you' read ............... I

Yoyowanker has great difficulty expressing his loneliness, his pathetic lost being and his lack of brain power.

He turns hiis posts round so as to disguise his inadequacy.

Hopefully he will commit himself to the institution soon.
 
yayati said:


Why don't you stop masturbating in your own faeces, stop doing Special K every night while sitting on a Butt Plug? It's not too late to clean your act up? Comeback to us Brokenbrainwave, Leave the poor farm animals alone, comeback to us, we'll take care of you (sob, Sob)
have you been drinking tonight? This made less sense than usual.
 
After reading Yaya's many threads (not all of them, mind you), I imagine hime to look like a tan version of Andy Kaufman, sort of the Indian "Lahtka" from Taxi.

I know Yaya,

I'm an idiot, blah, blah, blah....
 
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