If I could have a monkey

[pointless]

were all just monkeys who lost our tails and grew opposable thumbs, aren't we?

 

[TWB]

Monkeys have opposable thumbs. Some have no tails.

 

[pointless]

ummmm.....apes don't have tails, monkeys do. it's part of the definition of monkey and ape. that and the teeth thing.

 

[TWB]

I shoulda said primates.

Regardless, I ain't licking them, or eating them.

I will leave that to you.

 

[Guest]

Besides, they bite!

 

[pointless]

that's why you kill them before you eat them, duh!


man, sometimes i think i'm the only sane person le..SHUTUPHAROLD!!!!!!

 

[bluemuse]

Besides, they bite!

Once again...this is where properly training your monkey comes in.

 

[celiaKitten]

My Uncle had a monkey.

They would take home those little packets of half 'n' half you get in the drive-thru.

The monkey bit and sucked the creamer out of the little cup, and then throw it at whoever was nearest to him.

It was one of the scariest things I've seen in my life, really.

 

[bluemuse]

My Uncle had a monkey.

They would take home those little packets of half 'n' half you get in the drive-thru.

The monkey bit and sucked the creamer out of the little cup, and then throw it at whoever was nearest to him.

It was one of the scariest things I've seen in my life, really.

OMG!!! You are killing me!!!

 

[celiaKitten]

OMG!!! You are killing me!!!

You should have been there. The whole experience was honestly bizarre. This particular Uncle is .. uhm .. well, he was that Uncle that would give you quarters to kiss his cheek. Pretty creepy in itself. Add a monkey sucking multiple packets of coffee creamer, then pitching them at people ... it was an experience, anyhow.

 

[bluemuse]

You should have been there. The whole experience was honestly bizarre. This particular Uncle is .. uhm .. well, he was that Uncle that would give you quarters to kiss his cheek. Pretty creepy in itself. Add a monkey sucking multiple packets of coffee creamer, then pitching them at people ... it was an experience, anyhow.

You can't say that your childhood was boring. Or normal.

 

[celiaKitten]

You can't say that your childhood was boring. Or normal.

The longer I live the more I believe that a normal childhood doesn't exist.