if i ask you "what's your sign," your initial response would be...

[silverwhisper]

it's a simple question, really.

ed.

p.s.: my answers later...

 

[TBKahuna123]

Coolest thing I've ever heard in a bar. Dude walks up, hey baby, what;s your sign? Her reply: STOP!

 

[Mari J]

Use rear entrance.

 

[Guest]

 

[Private_Label]

Since there wasn't my first real choice (laughter) or "other," I had to go with the "lame pickup attempt."

Of course you question doesn't mention the other variable in my response how long/well do I know the person asking. But the "What's your sign, baby?" went out of style a long time ago as a pickup line (at least 25 years ago).

If you want to start a conversation with me find a fresher line that will make me laugh with you and not at you. Then ask me about what hobbies I enjoy.








Virgo and Dragon

 

[AppleBiter]

Cancer the Crab. That sign just doesn't sound good any way you say it. I knew my Chinese sign at one point, but I don't remember what it was.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Use rear entrance.

Where were you when I was single?

 

[oddity83]

Gemini

 

[ewopper]

I once asked a woman her sign and she replied unless you have a job it's stop
lmao

 

[togitc]

Virgo and a boar. I actually had a girlfriend break up with me because our signs were not compatible.

 

[TBKahuna123]

You know, my wife was really into the whole astrology of love thing when we met. I'm a leo, she's a scorpio. We're total opposites and boy did we attract.

 

[Vixandra]

I'm a Virgo/ Dog and would probably vary between WTF and giving a real answer.
Followed with "here's your sign."

 

[BXGemini20]

*points to name*

 

[bisexplicit]

I'd say pisces, then launch into a long rant how its unfair that I got stuck with fish.

 

[phoenix1224]

Capricorn.




Of course, if it's a DUDE asking the question, it's "One way. Exit only. Do not enter. No going in through the out door."

 

[Guest]

 

[French Martini]

Leo...

 

[Eilan]

It depends. On some charts, September 22 is considered Virgo. On others, it's Libra.

I have more of a Virgo personality, anyway.

I think I'm an Ox as well.

 

[lizaveta]

Definitely "neon".

*points to sig*

 

[midwestyankee]

Did I step into the wrong bar?




You asked; I answered.

 

[HornyHenry]

Pluto

Or, the peace sign, depending on how I feel.

 

[Half-Cat]

My favorite one has to be "I don't have one. I was born on 3 consecutive days. I was a big baby, they had to handle me in sections."

Mine? Scorpio, but I like Earth Monkey better.

 

[Lynxie]

I suppose it'd depend on who was asking me. If it was a random stranger in a bar, I'd probably roll my eyes and think they're lame. If it could possibly have any potential of being a genuine question, I'd answer "Aries, with Taurus as my rising sign." Essentially that translates into "stubborn bitch" when you add up all the attributes.

edit: Oh, and I'm a proud Year o' the Monkey baby, too.

 

[Epona's Chylde]

I'm an Aquarius/Dog...now doesn't THAT make for an interesting time!

And I do believe there is a lot of truth as far as certain signs being compatible with others. I've never met an earth sign (virgo, capricorn, taurus) that I could get along with romantically. I do well with other air signs (Libra, aquarius, gemini) and also with Pisces and Sagitarrius. I can't count how many Sag. friends I have (including my current S.O.)

 

[His_pita]

I'd say pisces, then launch into a long rant how its unfair that I got stuck with fish.

Huh excuse me but we get two fishes. And you know Pisces is the coolest sign there is right?


I am really surprised that someone would actually use that line in a bar. Of course it's been a very long time since I was getting picked up in a bar. I voted WTF because that is what my expression would be on my face if given such a lame pick up line.