If anyone recalls the Limerick thread - my collected “works”

[EmilyMiller]

Inspired by @TarnishedPenny of course:

https://literotica.com/p/miscellaneous-limericks

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

And a more recent one

Desire

Emily should be behaving
But to have a work fuck she’d been craving
She locked her man’s door
Pulled his pants to the floor
Instead of objecting he gave in

 

[EmilyMiller]

Hood & Hole

Our heroine is hooded and tied
Then clamped and whipped ‘til she cried
Her throat gets a pounding
From six guys surrounding
Then she came when a Wand was applied

 

[EmilyMiller]

Over Your Knee

I know that I’ve been such a brat
But I never thought you’d resort to that
Bend me over your lap
Give slap after slap
After spanking I’m your pussycat

 

[djrip]

You're insatiable!
(For limericks. You're insatiable for limericks.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

You're insatiable!
(For limericks. You're insatiable for limericks.)

There was a young girl quite insatiable
But her taste for some rhymes was debatable
It was noted with glee
By critics that she
Should stick to her prose masturbatable

 

[EmilyMiller]

You're insatiable!
(For limericks. You're insatiable for limericks.)

There was a young girl quite insatiable
Had a problem that was quite relatable
From fucking quite drastic
She was no more elastic
So she purchased a dildo inflatable

 

[Zenith77]

Is it poetry that serves as the goal,
Or is the aim to moisten a hole?
Lyrics so divine,
Arousal sublime,
It's all just food for the soul.

 

[djrip]

Em was a girl who couldn't get enough
Of pithy poems and other such stuff
She read all her Poe
But wanted to show
That limericks aren't really so tough

 

[Zenith77]

If you can I can too,
And thus the thread just grew.
Pages and pages,
Lasting for ages,
We've nothing better to do.

 

[Zenith77]

Once you start it's quite tough to stop,
A little like thrusting from on top,
Pain and pleasure,
Both are the measure,
You keep going until you drop.

 

[Zenith77]

"One more for the road," she said,
And such was my cue in that bed.
I'd thought I was done,
But there was no end of fun,
She'd just really got into my head.

 

[Zenith77]

"Stop, please!" she begged me at last,
And I looked at her quite aghast,
"You can't expect me to end,
Such a happy trend,
'Til you admit I've never been surpassed."

 

[EmilyMiller]

All my bad rhyming must stop
Before this poor blonde’s mind goes pop
Little Emily knows
She should focus on prose
I need discipline, where’s that crop?

 

[Trionyx]

In my continuing attempt to pick on both the Dems and the Reps, I submit the following:

There is a gov named DeSantis,
Who stalks like a praying mantis.
"Disney must pay"
And "Don't say gay."
You wonder what his next rant is.

We now have a veep named Harris,
Who wants Joe not to embarrass.
But if she gets too loud,
And stands out in a crowd,
He sends her to Rome and Paris.

 

[ronde]

A hippy at sea all alone,
Was feeding the birds on the foam.
He pulled out a fish,
Filled it with hashish,
and laughed, I'll leave no tern unstoned.

 

[Trionyx]

I'll leave no tern unstoned.

Groan…