If.. 4-16-2002

[xMorganx]

okay last time i did this i got a good response so here i go again..


If you were given ten dollars for every time you had masterbated in your life until the present, how radicaly would you be able to upgrade your standard of living?


I probly would give bill gates a run for his money

 

[AzureAngel]

It would help, I'll leave it at that.

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

I could quit my day job.

And buy a bigger house.

And afford a pool boy.

And a pool,for that matter.



I'd be comfortably wealthy.

Not obscenely rich.

 

[AzureAngel]

I want a damn pool boy.

 

[AusTess]

You could be my pool boy.

The pay is not bad.

The benefits are amazing.

 

[Ice Cold]

okay last time i did this i got a good response so here i go again..


If you were given ten dollars for every time you had masterbated in your life until the present, how radicaly would you be able to upgrade your standard of living?


I probly would give bill gates a run for his money

Hell Bill Gates would be my bitch!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

At the very least I'd be out of debt.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I think I am weird. I have never been much into masturbating. I am too into the emotional connection in lovemaking, so it just doesn't do anything for me, except maybe release tension. But I also don't like clitoral stimulation either. i get off by penetration. Figure that one out. So, I would gain maybe $400 or 500 bucks.

 

[Cibo]

Wouldn't be all that much...

Ah fuck, who am I kidding?! I'd not be in the shit I am now.

 

[Liontamr]

Holy crap would I be rich!

I could buy the Cowboys, Broncos, Titans... aww hell I could buy the entire NFL and rename it the LXKAFL "Lion's Xtreme Kick Ass Football League"

And the first thing I'd do is get rid of the Ravens and make them play in Moscow...

Oh yeah... Ray Lewis... meet the KGB...

heh heh heh..

*sigh*

Sorry... got off on a track there..


Hmm.. must be time to make more money soon isn't it?

 

[sigh]

okay...let's say i masturbate once a day...every single day...

that's only $3650 a year

ten times a day? $36500, any my clit would be raw and bleeding

i'll keep my day job...it pays a whole lot better and i can still walk

 

[Cibo]

Out of those 365 days...how many do you have with pics?

 

[alexandraaah]

are you joking?

I can hardly remember my last three orgasms, they were all a blur and, I think, all today.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'd have my PhD paid for.. and be able to buy a vintage 71 mustang.

 

[Sillyman]

Let's see. 364 days a year(I don't jack off on Christmas. Yes I'm weird.) at $30 dollars a day for 8 years is $87360. I could get a really nice steak for that. Of course that's not counting Februarys, where the total could rise significantly.

 

[Sixth]

Let's see. 364 days a year(I don't jack off on Christmas. Yes I'm weird.) at $30 dollars a day for 8 years is $87360. I could get a really nice steak for that. Of course that's not counting Februarys, where the total could rise significantly.

Three times a day? A man? His cock? Three times a day.
Sure. I jerk off everyday like a good little perv but I only rack up three or more in any given day if I'm being naughty.

You're naughty every day?

I like this idea. I mean, imagine it, you're sitting on the bus, its bouncing all around, you settle back and leave your hand to wobble over your crotch. The object of the game is to see whether this $10 appears before you make it home.

 

[MechaBlade]

Since I'm actually new (figure it out yourself) then I wouldn't be that rich. But in about 10 years, I'd have a nice sum. I couldn't quit my day job.

However, let's say I did it the most time I've ever done it in a 24 hour period (though I'll never do that again, hopefully) then I'd well, I'd have a shitload of money. Though I guess I'd still have to work.

 

[badasschick]

I'd have my own island with a harem like the sultan of brunei.

Hey, I started early.

 

[Sillyman]

Three times a day? A man? His cock? Three times a day.
Sure. I jerk off everyday like a good little perv but I only rack up three or more in any given day if I'm being naughty.

You're naughty every day?

I like this idea. I mean, imagine it, you're sitting on the bus, its bouncing all around, you settle back and leave your hand to wobble over your crotch. The object of the game is to see whether this $10 appears before you make it home.

Three times a day. One to wake up, one to relax after school/work and one to go to sleep. Sometimes as much as twelve, but that was a loooong time ago.

 

[Sixth]

I'd have my own island with a harem like the sultan of brunei.

... but, if you buy a harem wouldn't your source of $10s have to compete with their attention

 

[badasschick]

... but, if you buy a harem wouldn't your source of $10s have to compete with their attention

Its with everytime I've greased the gash until present. I don't think subsequent sessions count, do they?

 

[Coven911]

Nah, go for the.....

I'd have my PhD paid for.. and be able to buy a vintage 71 mustang.

Sweetie, put some UMPH into that and get the 64.5 one! *S*

Oh, and Um, I would be VERY rich!