If 2020 was a candy...

[BiscuitHammer]

What would it be?

My vote is Anthrax Ripple, hands down.

 

[KeithD]

sour balls

 

[SimonDoom]

The Jelly Belly company makes a line of jelly beans, called BeanBoozled, that consist of awful, putrid flavors.

One of those flavors is Vomit. I'd say that one applies quite nicely.

Another flavor is Dead Fish. I'd put that one number 2 for 2020.

 

[Jada59]

Black jelly beans.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Clove rock- absolutely gack!!!

 

[Jada59]

Clove rock- absolutely gack!!!

*Sucks on a clove ball*

What do you mean?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Warheads.

Starts off promising, but gets worse. Hopefully disappears leaving just a bad taste in the mouth.

 

[ericrodman101]

Chewing gum found stuck under the sofa.

 

[Seduc2ove]

What would it be?

My vote is Anthrax Ripple, hands down.

Jawbreaker

 

[AlinaX]

Spring Surprise
https://youtu.be/puNT08o6jyE

 

[Handley_Page]

Engine Oil

 

[SisterJezabel]

Not sure you'd call Salty Plums a candy...

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Liquorice bootlaces: endless, insipid, uninteresting, and when it's gone leaves a suspicious stain and a weird taste

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Bertie Bott's All Flavour Beans, earwax

 

[Candy_Kane54]

It would be me...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Toad Testicles - The kind that give you mouth warts.

 

[Javahead]

Black jelly beans.

Hey, I like Licorice jelly beans.

Stale clove flavored Necco wafers

 

[HeyYoureThatGuy]

Circus Peanuts.

 

[WoodmanStark]

Dog shit dusted with icing sugar.

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Hey, I like Licorice jelly beans.

Stale clove flavored Necco wafers

I was going to second Lori's licorice laces, but no, yours is truer.

~~~~~
But imma hafta go with Peeps.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I was going to second Lori's licorice laces, but no, yours is truer.

~~~~~
But imma hafta go with Peeps.

Heh. Some people will read that and think, "but I like Peeps!" Then they break a tooth and realize these are from Easter last year...

Welcome to 2020.

 

[Salacious_Scribe]

Black jelly beans.

Send tehm to me. I love them, especially the name brand ones.

 

[Salacious_Scribe]

One of these....

Chocolate Covered Tomatos
https://www.candystore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/JapaneseCandy7_TomatoChocolates-776x1024.jpg

OR...

Candied Squid
https://www.candystore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/JapaneseCandy3_CandySquid.jpg

 

[SunnyDays1]

candy corn

 

[Bramblethorn]

Peppermint humbugs.