Idea: Sex Robot Testing

[Shendude]

If you ever watch Modern Marvels, they will often describe how this-or-that company rigorously tests their products to make sure they're up to snuff. Earlier today, out of the blue, the thought occurred to me:

"What would it be like testing sex robots?"

 

[Tmmldr]

If you ever watch Modern Marvels, they will often describe how this-or-that company rigorously tests their products to make sure they're up to snuff. Earlier today, out of the blue, the thought occurred to me:

"What would it be like testing sex robots?"

First assume the robots are adaptive to the responses and emotions of the human, so they attempt to optimize the experience. Then consider a group of 120 human testers who are asked to come in once a day for a month and each rate one of the 30 prototypes.

The highest rated robot cunt of that bunch would be truly something....

 

[theslutbunny]

If it's anything like testing Windows 95, you'll have your cock sliced off when she BSODs.

 

[Carnevil9]

How about the guy who has to tweak the programming.

"Okay, mental note: LESS teeth action on the blowjobs...."

 

[Tmmldr]

If it's anything like testing Windows 95, you'll have your cock sliced off when she BSODs.

I'm assuming a civilized world where Microsoft has long been banned.

"Come over here, sexy little Debian. And bring me a beer. Then run the Heather program."

 

[MSTarot]

error, error, error, error, error, error,...

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

In the Xenophile comic series by Wendy and Richard Pini, one story was about a spy saboteur. Ussr was trying to develop a soldier robot. The female spy was part of the night cleaning crew. She would go into the lab, load a temporary program, attach a dildo, the the robot would fuck her brains out for several hours. The scientists the next day would be testing the robot and see different hip joints giving out, so they would have to redesign it again.

 

[RicoLouis]

Like ever scifi movie they build the robot and forget to put in a kill switch. It goes on a fucking spree around town. : )

 

[MatthewVett]

In the Xenophile comic series by Wendy and Richard Pini, one story was about a spy saboteur. Ussr was trying to develop a soldier robot. The female spy was part of the night cleaning crew. She would go into the lab, load a temporary program, attach a dildo, the the robot would fuck her brains out for several hours. The scientists the next day would be testing the robot and see different hip joints giving out, so they would have to redesign it again.

Sounds interesting. I'll have to try to find that... Sexy Losers had some strips about sexbots, too, but they were mostly for humor.

It would certainly be interesting, I think. I'd volunteer.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Better yet, not testing them. I got this idea from the Will Smith movie I, Robot. Millions of robots get sold, some people make accessories for them like mounting a big cock on it. Then the owner has to try and figure out how to make it please her. Then things go haywire.