I'd like you to meet...

TheEarl · Nov 25, 2006

My new Lady's just about to make her first appearance on the boards.

Be nice. I like her, so I don't want you all scaring her away within the first minute.

The Earl

cloudy · Nov 25, 2006

TheEarl said:
My new Lady's just about to make her first appearance on the boards.

Be nice. I like her, so I don't want you all scaring her away within the first minute.

The Earl

Well, shit....do I have to be nice? It burns.

'ello, The's lady....welcome to the AH. :rose:

there, I was nice.

Nosferatuness · Nov 25, 2006

BOO!!!

Weird Harold · Nov 25, 2006

TheEarl said:
My new Lady's just about to make her first appearance on the boards.

Be nice. I like her, so I don't want you all scaring her away within the first minute.

The Earl

What?! We have to wait two whole minutes? Outrageous!

English Lady · Nov 25, 2006

Welcome Lady. you must be lovely, you make Mr The Earl so happy

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

hello, howdy, how do you do? welcome to the fold. i can't wait ta meet you!

see? i was practically perfect in every way.

HisLady · Nov 25, 2006

Hello

*waves* Hello all - hopefully this message will get through. It seems to be taking a while for me to convince your nice boards here that they want to let me on. Still, I'm stubborn, and I normally get my way; just ask The Earl!

It's really good to meet everyone - I've heard a lot about this site, and I'm looking forward to killing more time than I should getting to know you all.
And, since this is all The Earl's fault (he convinced me to register - he's not bad at getting his way either) I think it's only fair if I ask:

Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

gauchecritic · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

He's openly gay on these boards.

In 2001 he admitted he shags rabbits.

He tries to perform death defying leaps from seaside bench to seaside bench just to get out of playing in the next match.

He has a rubbish memory (he denies that we are sworn enemies from our first meeting)

He is Lord Lucan and I claim my £5.

Eyup His.

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
*waves* Hello all - hopefully this message will get through. It seems to be taking a while for me to convince your nice boards here that they want to let me on. Still, I'm stubborn, and I normally get my way; just ask The Earl!

It's really good to meet everyone - I've heard a lot about this site, and I'm looking forward to killing more time than I should getting to know you all.
And, since this is all The Earl's fault (he convinced me to register - he's not bad at getting his way either) I think it's only fair if I ask:

Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

no, im sure hes told you just about everything but

if he hasnt shown you the 'gay' dance....you must pester him to do so. :devil:

damppanties · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
*waves* Hello all - hopefully this message will get through. It seems to be taking a while for me to convince your nice boards here that they want to let me on. Still, I'm stubborn, and I normally get my way; just ask The Earl!

It's really good to meet everyone - I've heard a lot about this site, and I'm looking forward to killing more time than I should getting to know you all.
And, since this is all The Earl's fault (he convinced me to register - he's not bad at getting his way either) I think it's only fair if I ask:

Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

Hi and welcome. :rose:

You can get all the blackmail material you want if you go through his past posts. Check out our fine search feature. :devil:

English Lady · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
*waves* Hello all - hopefully this message will get through. It seems to be taking a while for me to convince your nice boards here that they want to let me on. Still, I'm stubborn, and I normally get my way; just ask The Earl!

It's really good to meet everyone - I've heard a lot about this site, and I'm looking forward to killing more time than I should getting to know you all.
And, since this is all The Earl's fault (he convinced me to register - he's not bad at getting his way either) I think it's only fair if I ask:

Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

Dampy's given you the key to his past behaviour *grins* But he's never been anything but a gentleman todwards me...(Damnit.) welcome to the madhouse, love

rgraham666 · Nov 25, 2006

Welcome to the AH, His.

Don't worry. We're all insane, but harmless.

angelicminx · Nov 25, 2006

Welcome to the AH, and congratulations!

Aurora Black · Nov 25, 2006

Welcome, Lady. Enjoy your sexy beast.

cloudy · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
*waves* Hello all - hopefully this message will get through. It seems to be taking a while for me to convince your nice boards here that they want to let me on. Still, I'm stubborn, and I normally get my way; just ask The Earl!

It's really good to meet everyone - I've heard a lot about this site, and I'm looking forward to killing more time than I should getting to know you all.
And, since this is all The Earl's fault (he convinced me to register - he's not bad at getting his way either) I think it's only fair if I ask:

Anyone have any good blackmail material on him? *grins wickedly*

I have a particular AV of his saved. :devil:

It's been really nice seeing him so happy lately. I love you for that (he's a sweet guy).

HisLady · Nov 25, 2006

Wow, lots of people saying hello...

Thank you for all the hints - I'm sure he'll have something to say when he finally sees this. Still, for now, while the Earl's away, his Lady will play...
*starts looking through old messages*

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
while the Earl's away, his Lady will play...

He's out? This is your chance. Run woman, run! Run for your life!

Seriously, welcome. Is Earl as nice in person as he appears here?

Just-Legal · Nov 25, 2006

I have lots of blackmail material, but I'm a good little girl and don't share.

(Mainly because he has about the same amount on me).

Welcome to the AH!

HisLady · Nov 25, 2006

Ted-E-Bare said:
He's out? This is your chance. Run woman, run! Run for your life!

Seriously, welcome. Is Earl as nice in person as he appears here?

He's amazing. Apart from his delusion that I'm something special, he's pretty much perfect.
I'm really a very lucky Lady

rgraham666 · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
He's amazing. Apart from his delusion that I'm something special, he's pretty much perfect.
I'm really a very lucky Lady

Earl, you lucky dog.

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
He's amazing. Apart from his delusion that I'm something special, he's pretty much perfect.
I'm really a very lucky Lady

from what i can see, so far, you're a perfect match.
rock on sista friend.
if he hurts you, lemme know and i'll take care of him with another dart match.

logophile · Nov 25, 2006

Welcome, Lady.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm so glad the two of you found each other.
About 18 months ago, Earl pulled me through a dark time when I thought I would never find love again. He's good people.

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
He's amazing. Apart from his delusion that I'm something special, he's pretty much perfect.
I'm really a very lucky Lady

I doubt he's delusional. I'm happy for you both! Welcome.

Guest · Nov 25, 2006

HisLady said:
He's amazing. Apart from his delusion that I'm something special, he's pretty much perfect.
I'm really a very lucky Lady

Blessings on you both. :heart:

And a warm welcome to you, lovely Lady.

:rose:

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