I'd hit it....

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

... but I think necrophilia is against the law.

 

[MessierObject]

But that turkey has already been stuffed

 

[ydahecnot]

...but with my bat, I've been told to bunt.

 

[curvyangel1969]

But that turkey has already been stuffed

...but that area is so vast, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[MessierObject]

...but the autobahn has seen less traffic in it's lifetime

 

[lurkingguy1978]

....but wearing this camo, she'd never see me coming...

 

[ydahecnot]

...but she doesn't like Tina Fey

 

[MessierObject]

...but she piles dirty dishes in the sink

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

... if only she'd give me her address.

 

[beachbaby179]

... if only she'd give me her address.

But that cock is scary looking...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

...but she piles dirty dishes in the sink

...but I'm waiting for the stars to align.

 

[curvyangel1969]

... but the line is so long they'd just end up finding my skeletal remains

 

[MessierObject]

...but I don't want it to be something hurried

 

[ydahecnot]

...but I am many leagues below

 

[emsway]

...but my prescription for antibiotics ran out.

 

[barefootgirl69]

...but I need to catch a flight

 

[Cwtchseeker]

But she a lady and wouldn't debase herself by stooping to my level

 

[lurkingguy1978]

....but she has better taste.

 

[MessierObject]

...but tomorrow is leg day

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

But that cock is scary looking...

The reaction to it runs from being scared to looks of delight.

 

[emsway]

...but this is my week for Latin accents.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

. . . . But she's wearing so much make-up, she looks like Tammy Faye Bakker

Or Mimmie on the old Drew Carrie show. Now she was cute! We actually had a friend with a wife who piled on makeup with a trowel.

....but wearing this camo, she'd never see me coming...

but animals can't see colors so all the camo does is hides hunters from each other. No wonder men and cows get shot when deer hunting.
I'd hit a cows ass with a 2 X 4.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

but there are too many damn flies!

 

[ViciousTease]

... but she's not into girls.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

.... but she has a striking resemblance to Stephen Rae.