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[destinie21]

Today I was introduced to the most disgusting euphemism that I've heard to date. Why would any one call semen, kid yogurt?
I will never be able to fully enjoy yogurt again


The Nauseated Mrs.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

That's a new one to mee too. I have heard baby butter before.
No intensions of turning you against butter my dear.

Wicked

 

[BlueDaisy]

baby butter and kid yogurt? Oh, brother!

 

[cookiejar]

baby butter and kid yogurt? Oh, brother!

Ditto...and BlueDaisy I love the line in your sig...Behind every great man...lol

 

[BlueDaisy]

Ditto...and BlueDaisy I love the line in your sig...Behind every great man...lol

LOL....thanks! I heard a local lady newscaster say it on the radio one day and thought it was a wonderful! I figured she wouldn't appreciate her name being bandied about on a porn board, and I don't know who might have said it before her, so I just attributed it to the infamous "anonymous"!

 

[Guest]

 

[cookiejar]

Instead of baby butter, I'd heard baby batter.

I guess old guys like me who have finished procreating and gotten a vasectomy have no yeast.

Lime

Ahhh but I bet you still "rise" to the occasion...

 

[Guest]

 

[destinie21]

Oringally posted by Cookiejar

Ahhh but I bet you still "rise" to the occasion...

Only because my wife really knows how to cook.

Lime

Sure keep it up. I'll just go hungry.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Instead of baby butter, I'd heard baby batter.

I guess old guys like me who have finished procreating and gotten a vasectomy have no yeast.

Lime

 

[Icingsugar]

Yoghurt? Butter?

I never thought it would be possible to gross me out with dairy products. Thanks a lot.

 

[MaxSebastian]

I figured she wouldn't appreciate her name being bandied about on a porn board

Porn board? Speak for yourself, lady! I ain't part of no porn...




I'm kidding...




Anyway, I've heard/seen plenty of terrible descriptions of sexual things, too. It makes me think about the writer: does this kind of thing really turn you on?

Fanny batter, for example. I mean. Labia lard.

Reminds me of Roger's Profanisaurius (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm), the true source of such filthy descriptions.

 

[MaxSebastian]

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[MaxSebastian]

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How rubbish is that?

Hello? Why give me the option to 'delete' a post when you then won't allow me to?

 

[MaxSebastian]

So apparently I can edit my mistakenly (see above) repeated messages, but can't delete them.

 

[MaxSebastian]

What kind of a dumbass am I? I blame it on the alcohol...

 

[MaxSebastian]

So it looks like I've got some space to fill...


(Joke):

What's brown and sticky?

 

[MaxSebastian]

A stick.

 

[MaxSebastian]

Well, thank God that's over.

 

[LorriLove]

Today I was introduced to the most disgusting euphemism that I've heard to date. Why would any one call semen, kid yogurt?
I will never be able to fully enjoy yogurt again


The Nauseated Mrs.

Jeez honey, it's just made me take a liking for yogurt for the first time ever, giggle

i do prefer the more subtle references though, my hubby seems to use a different one each time he cracks a funny about the stuff.

joy juice (my fav), redundant sailors (discharged seamen?), man fat, meat injection, and so on.

lorri

 

[Icingsugar]

A few more I've seen:

The Great Migration
Micro dudes
Johnson's snot (ew...)
Army of Me
Gene sauce

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

Well, thank God that's over.

one way to get the post count up max, giggle, hubby said to tell you it aint your puter, it's a glitch in the server system to literotica slowing it all down so much it doesn't recognise multi posts as it should. don't ask i haven't got a freekin clue, he just recited that for me to type

lorri xxx

 

[Guest]

Re: giggle

he just recited that for me to type

Dear Lorri, I had no idea you were such a submissive type. Hmmm...

Perdita

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

perdy honey i'm a very submissive type just lay back and think of england, giggle

 

[Guest]

Re: giggle

just lay back and think of england, giggle

Lorr, I don't get it but you made me laugh anyway. P.