Ick...I've drunk myself clean out the other side.

[JazzManJim]

I was feeling good and happy and sexy and great.

Now I'm feeling sad and depressed.

fuck it.

 

[Angel]

I've had so much to drink in the past hour, I should be dead, but I'm not even feeling the buzz.

 

[JazzManJim]

Might as well push for drunken coma time

 

[Angel]

I've been trying. It's not working

 

[Debbie]

Might as well push for drunken coma time

Try this test and let me know how you get on!

http://www.funnywebsite.com/drunktest.shtml

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm with you guys. Man, that Dr. Pepper is evil stuff.

 

[JazzManJim]

I've been trying. It's not working

Well, I'm certainly going to give it a try!

 

[Problem Child]

I'm out of formaldehyde. Again.

 

[JazzManJim]

Try this test and let me know how you get on!

http://www.funnywebsite.com/drunktest.shtml

Oh great. I'm even a boring drinker. That's got to help the ol' attitude.

 

[Angel]

I just want to know why I can't get drunk.

 

[JazzManJim]

I just want to know why I can't get drunk.

You're growing resistant to alcohol? Move to tequila, perhaps?

 

[Angel]

You're growing resistant to alcohol? Move to tequila, perhaps?

Uh, I'm on the second bottle.

 

[Debbie]

Oh great. I'm even a boring drinker. That's got to help the ol' attitude.

You are not a boring drunk at all. So what will cheer you up?

 

[JazzManJim]

You are not a boring drunk at all. So what will cheer you up?

Ooh..sex..and lots of it!

 

[Debbie]

Ooh..sex..and lots of it!

Ummmm I feel a small poem coming on


JazzManJim I like your smile
Damn great posting style
But Ive been married awhile
Another way to put a smile on your dial?

 

[JazzManJim]

Ummmm I feel a small poem coming on

You write a good rhyme
And it's about time
I had me a willing lady.

But I now youre taken
But don't be mistaken
You make me smile, just maybe

 

[Debbie]

You write a good rhyme
And it's about time
I had me a willing lady.

But I now youre taken
But don't be mistaken
You make me smile, just maybe

See? I know you were good
And I know that you should
Have a willing, sexy lady

But I know it to be so true
Good things always come to
Those who wait patiently

The best is worth waiting for
You are a great person for sure
I see a lady for you, so lovely


Thank you for the smile, maybe
Can I turn the frown, baby
Upside down into a smiley?

 

[JazzManJim]

debbie..I'm sorry. I'm just to muzzy and bummed to really come up with a rhyme. Sober and normal, I'd be fine, but not so much now.

I suppose I"llbe fine in the morning.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Did I miss another drunken Lit fest tonight? Is it too late to catch up or is everybody passed out?

 

[Debbie]

Did I miss another drunken Lit fest tonight? Is it too late to catch up or is everybody passed out?

I am still here. Hardly had anything to drink. I don't know about the others.

 

[Summery]

debbie..I'm sorry. I'm just to muzzy and bummed to really come up with a rhyme. Sober and normal, I'd be fine, but not so much now.

I suppose I"llbe fine in the morning.

Sweetie....I hope that's true and you don't wake up with a nasty hangover!