" I would write you a sonnet..."

[sirhugs]

"...but I don't know how"
Mythical Lit writer stuck with writer's block (blame the anti-depressants) tries his hand at free form poetry, posts some. This attracts female attention that he hopes is not really from a tentacle monster. But his admirer wants him to write her a love poem- a sonnet- and he just can't master the form. Frustration sets in.
How is this resolved?

 

[BrattyLinds]

With tentacles, of course!

Something to ponder... I'll try to come up with a real idea soon...

 

[sirhugs]

With tentacles, of course!

Something to ponder... I'll try to come up with a real idea soon...

does the tentacle monster understand iambic pentameter?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

One cannot write a sonnet unless it’s about a Easter bonnet making her the finest lady in the Easter Parade. This is according to Fred Astaire, anyway.

 

[BrattyLinds]

does the tentacle monster understand iambic pentameter?

Likely the tentacle monster only knows chaos.

 

[sirhugs]

Likely the tentacle monster only knows chaos.

it might enjoy my poetry then

 

[sirhugs]

One cannot write a sonnet unless it’s about a Easter bonnet making her the finest lady in the Easter Parade. This is according to Fred Astaire, anyway.

so the frustrated writer goes dancing instead of writing?