I Wonder

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Good stuff, IMO-- I love his vocabulary, and that odd 'near-future active' tense he was such a master of.

I am trying many times to write explicit porn in his style, and it's pretty much impossible. The ellipticality of the language will not describe the particular activity in any way that can arrive at a satisfactory conclusion.

Lemme get back to you after I sample his wares.

I see what you mean. He writes like guys speak, and guy talk is lewd but never erotic, becuz guys trim description from their tales when they talk to each other.

When male characters speak like, say, Richard Chamberlain, guys think the character is queer, but women cant relate to characters who speak like Lenny & Squiggy. And most guys talk like Lenny & Squiggy, and how sexy can Lenny & Squiggy be!

 

[lovecraft68]

Good stuff, IMO-- I love his vocabulary, and that odd 'near-future active' tense he was such a master of.

I am trying many times to write explicit porn in his style, and it's pretty much impossible. The ellipticality of the language will not describe the particular activity in any way that can arrive at a satisfactory conclusion.

Now see, I read things like this and I feel like an idiot.

So...... I just write and don't try to dissect everything.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Now see, I read things like this and I feel like an idiot.

So...... I just write and don't try to dissect everything.

Can hardly wait for PILOT to join us and blabber and drool about how Runyon is a fraud with no stories at LIT.

 

[lovecraft68]

Can hardly wait for PILOT to join us and blabber and drool about how Runyon is a fraud with no stories at LIT.

Now, now, James, get it straight.

Pilot would claim he taught Runyon how to write.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Now, now, James, get it straight.

Pilot would claim he taught Runyon how to write.

Youre so right! My mistake.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Submitted the new story as QUICKIES 1

 

[sheablue]

You have to forgive my levity. It was the cake that made me do it.
Well that and the need to get away from my Copulating Creator story.

Welcome to the AH though. It can be a fascinating place, Ratz my spell check isn't working.

Poop.

Oh! Is there cake? No one told me there would be cake!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now see, I read things like this and I feel like an idiot.

So...... I just write and don't try to dissect everything.

It was pastiche-- in other words, I was just bullshitting. And I don't think he would have said it in quite those words anyway. Runyonese is hard to learn!

 

[lovecraft68]

It was pastiche-- in other words, I was just bullshitting. And I don't think he would have said it in quite those words anyway. Runyonese is hard to learn!

But there are people who are at that point(glad you're not, makes me feel better) and it is beyond me.

BTW, nice hat gives me hope as there is still freakin' snow outside my window.

 

[Stella_Omega]

But there are people who are at that point(glad you're not, makes me feel better) and it is beyond me.

BTW, nice hat gives me hope as there is still freakin' snow outside my window.

I do know what the words mean, yanno. I just put them together funny.

I hear that Punxatawny Phil has been indicted for lying about Spring coming. But even so, our easter in SoCal is usually as nippy as you can get in SoCal. I used to hate it, having to wear some goddamn easter dress with chilly knees...

 

[lovecraft68]

I do know what the words mean, yanno. I just put them together funny.

I hear that Punxatawny Phil has been indicted for lying about Spring coming. But even so, our easter in SoCal is usually as nippy as you can get in SoCal. I used to hate it, having to wear some goddamn easter dress with chilly knees...

With Easter being next Sunday I doubt its going to be warm one.

The day after is opening day for baseball. Lot of chilly games for the New England area teams.

Appropriate The Sox open on April Fools day because that's what you would jave to be to pay big bucks to see them this year.