I wish guys on Lit were better at leading conversations when they contacted me, so I didn't feel like I have to play psychiatrist by trying to invent a line of conversation to their monosyllabic responses (hey, you contacted ME -- so talk!)... When I'm on Lit, it's late at night. I don't have the alert, clear-headed thoughts required to have a perky, awesome conversation. And I can't make up for your lame side of the conversation.