carsonshepherd
comeback kid
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- Jan 24, 2004
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I wish I didn't have to work today.
I wish someone would pay me to stay home and write porn.
I wish someone would pay me to stay home and write porn.
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logophile said:I wish that I was still snuggled between my 4 year old and my 7 year old (chased into my bed by the thunder last night) breathing their breath and soaking up their warmth.
I wish that I could spend every rainy day reading a book and listening to my kids play board games.
At the very least, I wish someone would make me a cup of tea and kiss me good morning.
Hello, Carson. How are you, love?
logophile said:At the very least, I wish someone would make me a cup of tea and kiss me good morning.
sophia jane said:I could use some tea too.
lucky-E-leven said:Realistically, I'll be a pediatric nurse and love it if it kills me.
~lucky
impressive said:High stress if you specialize in NIC.But, our kiddo wouldn't be alive without 'em.
carsonshepherd said:well, I must say my day job isn't bad. I like it, and it's low stress, and low-brain. the people I work with are pretty nice even if they're not quite sure what to make of me. And it gets me out of the house.
Still, that cabin in the woods with no phone sounds awesome...
carsonshepherd said:I don't like eggs, honey, but I am very pro-waffle.![]()
I make kickass tea, if there is room for one more in this cabin fantasy... *puppy dog eyes...okay, kinda narrow puppy dog eyes...*logophile said:Waffles it is, then. Or pizelles? I adore pizelles with strawberries and fresh whipped cream.
yui said:I make kickass tea, if there is room for one more in this cabin fantasy... *puppy dog eyes...okay, kinda narrow puppy dog eyes...*
carsonshepherd said:I would be glad to offer you the cabin a few miles away. That way we could have waffles together and yet I could maintain my hermit status.
logophile said:Cause I apparently don't write anymore. I just look at the screen and wait. And wait. And wait. Kinda like waiting for a stop sign to turn Green. It takes a loooooooong time.
Belegon said:I can soooo relate to that...
logophile said:Would I have to pay rent? Cause I was kinda counting on earning my way with fresh waffles/pizelles and coffee and beer in the evening while you write. Cause I apparently don't write anymore. I just look at the screen and wait. And wait. And wait. Kinda like waiting for a stop sign to turn Green. It takes a loooooooong time.