I will NEVER order Freedom Fries

[sunstruck]

Nor Freedom toast. I will not ask for Freedom dressing on my salad or a Freedom Dip sandwich with freedom onions. I will not Freedom kiss.

To paraphrase Friends, this is so far over the line, the line can no longer be seen. The line is a dot to these freaks.

Now please excuse me. I'm off to get a Freedom Manicure.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If I supersize my fries does that make me a commie?

 

[peachykeen]

Who's in the mood for some hot and heavy Freedom kissing?

 

[sunstruck]

If I supersize my fries does that make me a commie?

No, supersizing is a totally American ideal. Twice the fries for mere pennies! I'll just toss what I can't finnish.

 

[Belledandy]

i like american dressing myself (or freedom dressing) all this silliness only goes to show how many things we use that are "french" personally, i am not going to stop using clarins makeup or drinking veuve cliquot although they might become hard to find after a while.

 

[sunstruck]

Ummm...Ok....NONE of the things I mentioned are actually French. Hence the stupidity.

We really need to start a Lit class on sarcasm and irony.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What the fuck is a freedom fry? Is it like a french fry for the brainwashed?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

to many orders of those nasty grease filled things and all one will be freeing is an atery during surgery.

 

[Lancecastor]

American stupidity at its finest.

 

[Belledandy]

no sunstruck i understood you completely. i was merely speaking about things that are really french.
i heard about this yesterday. a man was going to order a water softener because the water where i live is very hard. he did his search and decided that culligan was the best water softener that you could buy. but when he got to checking further he discovered that the parts used in the water softener were manufactured in france he called them and said he did not want their product

i guess that is patriotism but i see it as silly the only person that hurts there is him.

 

[sunstruck]

American stupidity at its finest.

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

Thank you for making me choke on my soda!
THAT was very funny.

 

[Guest]

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

It's impossible.

She is our eternal shame.

Thank God she's de-camped to Las Vegas and we can pretend she never was.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

she has a point here. While we are at it, can we toss in Corey Hart?

 

[Monazwx]

What's wrong with Celine Dion?

*Runs from thread . . . *

 

[Belledandy]

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

LOL! the seventh circle of hell. having to listen to both barbara streisand and celine dion

 

[Lancecastor]

Dude, you don't get to make comments like that until you finish apologizing for Celine Dion.

Hey, you're the ones who buy her records.

Yet another example of American stupidity at its finest.

 

[islandman]

I loved the article last week about Californians pouring French wine into the gutter, as a sign of protest.

Shame no one told those idiots that in buying the wine to protest the French, they were in fact supporting them and were only letting good wine go to waste.

 

[cliffchuff]

Destroy all thing Frence

Lets start here!

 

[sunstruck]

Ok Cliffchuff. If you could hear me right now you'd know I was applauding. lol

Special hi to my minty fresh friend!

 

[patient1]

Ummm...Ok....NONE of the things I mentioned are actually French. Hence the stupidity.

We really need to start a Lit class on sarcasm and irony.

It doesn't convey well on this medium. That's why we have this guy--> If you hold your curser on him in the "smilies"box, you'll notice it says "rolls eyes (sarcastic)".

End of lesson.

 

[sunstruck]

Patient1. No way. The idea that we need emoticons to convey anything is lazy and rediculous. Do you see smilies in novels? Satirical news articles? No. Why? Because the written word is a powerful medium that can be used to convey ANY thought, emotion or action to those with even the most basic reading comprehension skills.

The only emoticon I use as anything other than a joke is the big grin one, and that is not to tell people I'm kidding, but because it's funny looking.

 

[Guest]

Should we erase the word "us" from the vocab?

Please tell "we" if it's necessary?

It will make "we" very happy to know.

The amrican gov. is making fools out of all of "we".

 

[sunstruck]

Just a bump to see how many threads we can have on this topic on the front page. lol

 

[Rambling Rose]

I don't think this trend has made it south of the Mason Dixon line yet. I had french toast for breakfast!