I was just . . .

[I'mVan]

scratching my balls. But I made a mistake, and pinched my testie. God I'm in serious pain here.

 

[BgMma]

I dont' think you are qualified to scratch your own balls. Isn't there something in your head that tells you when it's too much?

 

[QuickDuck]

ouch!

 

[littlekateyes]

Ouch

 

[QuickDuck]

Ouch

hey that was my line.... can i charge you royalties now?

 

[I'mVan]

Yeah thanks Big Mama, today, for some reason, I wore a thong. There's less room for error than I'd thought. Now if someone of the female persuasion wanted to scratch my itches for me, I'd be happy to stop taking the risk.

 

[littlekateyes]

hey that was my line.... can i charge you royalties now?

Sure how much?*take out wallet*

 

[littlekateyes]

scratching my balls. But I made a mistake, and pinched my testie. God I'm in serious pain here.

Welcome to lit.

 

[Ezarc]

Doh!!!!

 

[I'mVan]

Re: Re: I was just . . .

Welcome to lit.

LMAO, thank you sweetie. Check out my WWW

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

scratching my balls. But I made a mistake, and pinched my testie. God I'm in serious pain here.

I'll say ouch for ya, but I find that somewhat amusing.

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: I was just . . .

LMAO, thank you sweetie. Check out my WWW

Whoops, sorry. Hi anyways.

 

[I'mVan]

*grin* That's quite all right. Given my current log in, you weren't to know. In fact, very few do, and even less care. Hope you don't mind if I welcome you to Lit? You realise there is an obligatory 'dance naked through the thread' clause in the sign up?

 

[littlekateyes]

*grin* That's quite all right. Given my current log in, you weren't to know. In fact, very few do, and even less care. Hope you don't mind if I welcome you to Lit? You realise there is an obligatory 'dance naked through the thread' clause in the sign up?

Been there and already did.

 

[I'mVan]

Been there and already did.

I demand a recount! And was the dance as cute as your av?

 

[littlekateyes]

I demand a recount! And was the dance as cute as your av?

No I kept tripping, it was awful.

 

[I'mVan]

lol

Well it's kinda bizzare for a virgin to welcome a 2000+ poster, bit welcome. I'm figuring this is a better place with you around.

 

[I'mVan]

Oh crap, I'm not a virgin anymore. *sigh* I've blown my whole posting style tonight.

 

[littlekateyes]

lol

Well it's kinda bizzare for a virgin to welcome a 2000+ poster, bit welcome. I'm figuring this is a better place with you around.

Well thank you. You are very sweet.

 

[QuickDuck]

Sure how much?*take out wallet*

hmmm put the wallet away... i am sure i can think of something

 

[BgMma]

Yeah thanks Big Mama, today, for some reason, I wore a thong. There's less room for error than I'd thought. Now if someone of the female persuasion wanted to scratch my itches for me, I'd be happy to stop taking the risk.

You are very welcome, and I would be willing to provide assistance on the promise that I get to see you in your thong and nothing else!

 

[Soblue]

today, for some reason, I wore a thong.

Pics?

Hi and welcome