I was hoping I'd ditched the little yahoo...

[BiscuitHammer]

But no. The Pakled who wanted a grisly story about pregnant women murdering each other slowly is back with a different request. Buuuuuut, he wants to know if his ideas will even fly.

Examples:

Can a centaur character fuck or be fucked by a horse? Or can centaurs only fuck and be fucked by humans or other supernatural beings?

If a guy becomes a werewolf, can he fuck a girl if he's sporting a red rocket weenie, or does it need to be a human-style ding-a-ling before he can use it on a girl or get a beej? Is it allowed to have a briny taste?

Can a supernatural animal with no human characteristics fuck a normal animal? So, I guess, could a griffin pork a dog, or vice-versa?

I very nearly answered him, telling him which Hawaiian island I'd need him to purchase for me before I even thought about polluting my mind by considering it. In the end, I just held off and picked up my bottle of Lagavulin instead.

And again, I moan to the heavens...

"WHAT STORY DID I WRITE THAT MAKES HIM THINK I'M A GOOD FIT HERE?!"

*breathes*

Now some people might counsel that I should be flattered that someone has chosen me to possibly indulge their dark desires. To my mind, though, this is like being approached by a sleazy talent agent and being told that I'm the perfect person for their 'Help Ugly People' campaign because I'm so damned ugly.

"Wow, you're so ugly that One Direction went the other way!"

I don't know what part of my work touched his dark li'l heart. Hell, maybe he's never read my stories and is just fixated on my weird-ass name. Either way, I doubt he's wealthy enough to make it worth my while.

Ugh.

PS- if he buys Maui for me, I'll write him a story about pregnant women shredding one another to bloody ribbons while having sex with centaurs. But I want the deed first...

 

[Djmac1031]

Fuck it. Sounds right up my alley. I'm on it.

No. Not really.

 

[TadOverdon]

Do the centaurs have to sparkle in sunlight? 'Cause that would be the deal-breaker.

 

[RejectReality]

Can a centaur character fuck or be fucked by a horse? Or can centaurs only fuck and be fucked by humans or other supernatural beings?

Natural animal disqualifies it, no matter who the other party is.

If a guy becomes a werewolf, can he fuck a girl if he's sporting a red rocket weenie, or does it need to be a human-style ding-a-ling before he can use it on a girl or get a beej? Is it allowed to have a briny taste?

Questionable. This is one of those things where if the scene can be read out of context of the rest of the story and be construed as bestiality, it can get kicked. If the red rocket is attached to a bipedal speaking person, probably. If it's attached to a four-legged form, it's going to get dicey ( at the least )

Can a supernatural animal with no human characteristics fuck a normal animal? So, I guess, could a griffin pork a dog, or vice-versa?

Again, natural animal disqualifies it.

 

[TxRad]

BH, if you get that Maui deed, give me a yell. I know this beautiful place on the north shore that would make a great Lit writers retreat.

As long as one of the requirements is not getting this shit posted to Lit, we'd be in like Flint. There's enough kinky mind power here in the AH alone to power a small city.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

BH, if you get that Maui deed, give me a yell. I know this beautiful place on the north shore that would make a great Lit writers retreat.

As long as one of the requirements is not getting this shit posted to Lit, we'd be in like Flint. There's enough kinky mind power here in the AH alone to power a small city.

I lived in Lahaina for some time, and got addicted. Very good for my muse. Hana was lovely too. And endless statues of Sun Yat-sen to sit against and write. I'm actually writing a Maui vacation into the Alexaverse because I loved it so much.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Natural animal disqualifies it, no matter who the other party is.



Questionable. This is one of those things where if the scene can be read out of context of the rest of the story and be construed as bestiality, it can get kicked. If the red rocket is attached to a bipedal speaking person, probably. If it's attached to a four-legged form, it's going to get dicey ( at the least )



Again, natural animal disqualifies it.

Given that you've pointed out that the natural elements would get it quashed (not that I'm objecting), your username is pretty damned accurate for this post... XD

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Do the centaurs have to sparkle in sunlight? 'Cause that would be the deal-breaker.

Now that Batman sparkles in the sun, how far off can centaurs be?

 

[KeithD]

Just don't respond.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Just don't respond.

Not planning on it. Hoping he takes the hint and goes to plague someone else. (Apologies to whomever he latches on to next. Try salt, he might shrivel up and fall off)

 

[ChloeTzang]

Actually that centaur question is quite an interesting one,

 

[Handley_Page]

But no. The Pakled who wanted a grisly story about pregnant women murdering each other slowly is back with a different request. Buuuuuut, he wants to know if his ideas will even fly.

Examples:

Can a centaur character fuck or be fucked by a horse? Or can centaurs only fuck and be fucked by humans or other supernatural beings?

PS- if he buys Maui for me, I'll write him a story about pregnant women shredding one another to bloody ribbons while having sex with centaurs. But I want the deed first...

As most illustration of a Centaur seem to feature a long distance between the sex-parts and the head, I'd assume it could be either. [ See HERE ]

 

[lovecraft68]

But no. The Pakled who wanted a grisly story about pregnant women murdering each other slowly is back with a different request. Buuuuuut, he wants to know if his ideas will even fly.

Examples:

Can a centaur character fuck or be fucked by a horse? Or can centaurs only fuck and be fucked by humans or other supernatural beings?

If a guy becomes a werewolf, can he fuck a girl if he's sporting a red rocket weenie, or does it need to be a human-style ding-a-ling before he can use it on a girl or get a beej? Is it allowed to have a briny taste?

Can a supernatural animal with no human characteristics fuck a normal animal? So, I guess, could a griffin pork a dog, or vice-versa?

I very nearly answered him, telling him which Hawaiian island I'd need him to purchase for me before I even thought about polluting my mind by considering it. In the end, I just held off and picked up my bottle of Lagavulin instead.

And again, I moan to the heavens...

"WHAT STORY DID I WRITE THAT MAKES HIM THINK I'M A GOOD FIT HERE?!"

*breathes*

Now some people might counsel that I should be flattered that someone has chosen me to possibly indulge their dark desires. To my mind, though, this is like being approached by a sleazy talent agent and being told that I'm the perfect person for their 'Help Ugly People' campaign because I'm so damned ugly.

"Wow, you're so ugly that One Direction went the other way!"

I don't know what part of my work touched his dark li'l heart. Hell, maybe he's never read my stories and is just fixated on my weird-ass name. Either way, I doubt he's wealthy enough to make it worth my while.

Ugh.

PS- if he buys Maui for me, I'll write him a story about pregnant women shredding one another to bloody ribbons while having sex with centaurs. But I want the deed first...

Is their name Sean?

I have been getting e-mails from him for well over two years, I even started a thread a few months ago asking if anyone else have heard of him. he starts off saying he wants someone to write extreme content, ensuing e-mail was said content was forced child birth, rape, forced impregnation etc...

I turned him down politely three times, the last time I told him to lose my e-mail and I blocked his, but he showed up with a different one. Thing is he starts each e-mail as if he has never corresponded with me so I wonder if he just goes up and down lists and has no idea who he's e-mailing

Oh, and his last offer was claiming he'll pay $1000.... sure he will, but even if its legit, he can keep it, that stuff is just to wrong for me.

 

[gunhilltrain]

As most illustration of a Centaur seem to feature a long distance between the sex-parts and the head, I'd assume it could be either. [ See HERE ]

It seems that in most if not all of the illustrations, the centaurs lack human sex organs. The human part goes down to the waist and then stops. I would assume that the horse parts in the back work just fine.

A interesting question is why centaurs have such a hold on our imaginations. The only thing close to that is the human/lion combinations that appear, say, in ancient Egypt. I'm sure I'm missing some others.

 

[TadOverdon]

A interesting question is why centaurs have such a hold on our imaginations. The only thing close to that is the human/lion combinations that appear, say, in ancient Egypt. I'm sure I'm missing some others.

Or mermaids.

The special relationship between us and horses was and I guess is a unique one and as important to our kind for millennia as our connection with dogs. And then suddenly became radically less so for most of the world.

Maybe man-horses are just an irresistibly obvious idea, like flying cars or West Wing politicians: combinations of things that just ought to exist, but don't.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Or mermaids.

Mermaids... I have one fan who would dearly like me to write a noncon mermaid story. My muse whispered "Back away, slowly. Don't make eye contact..."

I couldn't write what his concept was.