I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion

[Busybody]

I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[phrodeau]

I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

Did your dick get shorter?

 

[Busybody]

 

[koalabear]

Did your dick get shorter?

Why, are you interested.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Why, are you interested.

*spews coffee*

 

[phrodeau]

Why, are you interested.

Yeah, I want to see his circumcision.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

Stone her in Colorado. I hear people get stoned there legally now.

 

[Busybody]

tee hee