I want to learn how to play golf

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

If big D-cup knockered Serena Williams can be the best female tennis player on the planet, you guys can play golf and bowl ... just strap those puppies down.

 

[glamorilla]

ihad an ex boyfriend try to teach me to play golf few years ago but all we ended up doing was getting stoned and then we drove the little car into a spot where noone could see us and we gave each other blow jobs.

i wore a cute outfit.

plaid looks good on me.

 

[Lasz]

Golf is hard and expensive.

I have been trying to find my golf swing for the past 4 years since I took it up.

I think I will get more into golf when i graduate and can afford the green fees and a golf pro.

 

[Rubyfruit]

plaid looks good on me.

It's got to be better than bowling shoes, at least that's what I'm thinking.

 

[#1tankcomander]

My tits get in the way when I play pool, but I do it anyway.

they get in the way????? This I gotta see!

 

[#1tankcomander]

It's got to be better than bowling shoes, at least that's what I'm thinking.

If you are serious PM me and I'll give you a lot of help on the subject!

 

[glamorilla]

It's got to be better than bowling shoes, at least that's what I'm thinking.

*snicker*

we gotta get you some gucci bowling shoes.

 

[Rhys]

Golf is another excuse to drink beer as is bowling.

I am actually decent at both.

and, I live in the land of golf courses so this is actually pretty cool.

 

[sunstruck]

I live in gold couse heaven. There are more golf courses here than beaches - and it's a fucking sandbar. lol

I SUCK at golf. I'm a putter. I'll stick to mini golf. lol Plus if you win you get a free icecream cone.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Is it hard?

Ruby - Gorgeous...I have to say, I haven't read the entire thread...But Golf...Ehh...babe. I took lessons once with the
Mr La Fay...Damn if I didn't feel like I threw my back out!

Funny thing though...when I would putt for fun on our lake...I could toss those balls out there in a nice straight place.

Foget what I say...go for it *grin*

 

[teddybear4play]

I don't think you'd be a good golfer, Ruby. No offense, but the whole point of golf is that the less strokes, the better.

TB4p

 

[Ham Murabi]

The best thing about golf is that it is a lifetime sport. A bad knee prevents me from participating in other sports, but I can literally golf until I drop.
It can be addictive. It was mentioned earlier in this thread that the satisfaction of one good shot is generally enough to keep you coming back for more.
And it's also a great sport for your kids, Ruby.

That said, here's a golf joke sure to piss off any number of people.
Q: What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?
A: A cunt is a woman who plays golf on weekends, a pussy is the husband who lets her.

 

[patient1]

Don't flies have really small balls?

yuk yuk

Laughing
Out
Loud

Yeah, you can only tell by how shrill their screams are whether you emasculated them or not...

 

[Gaucho]

Is it hard?

Of course. Especially when, like Glam, you're getting a blow job on the course.

*insert rim shot here*

Seriously, though, Sheath has it right. All it takes is one well struck golf shot - a streaming, moonshot that tracks the hole like a heat seeking missile - and you're hooked. And sliced. And chilidipped.

btw - What are the four words you'll hear on a golf course but never in a whore house?

"Bite, bite, you cocksucker!"

 

[gomrgl]

Golf is very hard, so are other things

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Golf is easy to play. It is the only sport were you are hitting a ball that isn't moving (unless you count T-Ball).

It is difficult to play well.

It is very expensive.

Golf courses and other golfers have a very low tolerence for beginners.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Laughing
Out
Loud

Yeah, you can only tell by how shrill their screams are whether you emasculated them or not...

Bet those screams drive the dogs crazy.

And TBall is a sport CE... just ask the oldest monster.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks for the tips, guys.

There's a little 9 hole in the development I'm moving to and, since there are only like six occupied houses so far, it's always empty. I thought it might be the perfect opportunity to go putt some balls around with the kids.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

PCG, I agree it is a monster sport, I was just thinking what most adults would play.

Ruby, you might want to make sure Monsters are allowed on the course. Most golf courses are extremely monster unfriendly. The will let beginners on the course grudgingly, but the won't let little monsters.

 

[JUDO]

Is it hard?

Game -> simple: Hit ball with club. Put ball in hole.

Learning to use the clubs: Difficult for two reasons: a) you can't see what you are doing (that's why you need a coach) b) Two degrees of error in the alignment and/or timing, and your shot will miss the target (very unforgiving).

The interesting part of it: After you get past the physical "feel" for the game, it's all about mental confidence.

The cool part of it: It's a physical outdoor game you can play until the day you die.


- Judo

PS - LMAO @ Gaucho

 

[huskie]

it's a sissy sport you know? There is NO full contact allowed.........

 

[JUDO]

If big D-cup knockered Serena Williams can be the best female tennis player on the planet, you guys can play golf and bowl ... just strap those puppies down.

Hey, if Nancy Lopez can have an incredible career swinging around her boobs, so can you!

I don't have this problem, but basically, since you're so well-endowed: At address, your left arm will lie across the top of your left breast, and your right arm will lie next to or under your right. Throughout the swing, your hands should remain between your shoulders as they turn back and through. No problem.

 

[huskie]

Hey, if Nancy Lopez can have an incredible career swinging around her boobs, so can you!

I don't have this problem, but basically, since you're so well-endowed: At address, your left arm will lie across the top of your left breast, and your right arm will lie next to or under your right. Throughout the swing, your hands should remain between your shoulders as they turn back and through. No problem.

ya...well..... I'd like to see you try that while evading a few tacklers!!! not so easy then! uh??

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't have this problem, but basically, since you're so well-endowed: At address, your left arm will lie across the top of your left breast, and your right arm will lie next to or under your right. Throughout the swing, your hands should remain between your shoulders as they turn back and through. No problem.

Now that's some good advice. Thanks, Judo.

 

[JUDO]

ya...well..... I'd like to see you try that while evading a few tacklers!!! not so easy then! uh??

You haven't seen me run. Besides, my titanium driver has good penetration power over those plastic helmets.

Bring it.