I want to know what your climaxes are like.

ericred50

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Yes tell me in graphic detail, what you feel before,during and after a climax. A climax is the most wonderful feeling you can have, tell me how you feel, not what you do just feelings. I will include the best one, in an erotic story, (with an acknowledgment to the person). Sorry no writters do not want to be mixed up with copywrite, unless it is Katerina. So ladies and gents, make notes when you are next making love, and put pen to paper.
 
There I wuz...

...tied up to the bed and covered in motor oil when in she came...with a saddle and a pair of jumper cables.

How's that?
 
Ever get the idea...

...this approach might not be working?

Maybe an "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?" technique will work better?

Blast out those cobwebs and ejactulate a few electrons on screen.

(spoken in gentle humour...he added)
 
I have premature ejaculation troubles. I blame Sparky.

I find that most of my climaxes come after I've finished the story, so I have to write more.
 
ROARING WITH CLAWS RAKING AND TEETH GRINDING

Epilady I tried one of those...... Had to get drunk to use it and then used seventeen steptic pens to stauch the bleeding...

Oh epilogue...never mind


BTW, Eric mine are jim dandy too.
 
GRAPHIC DETAIL SO YOU CAN JERK OFF TOO IT I DON'T THINK SO ASSHOLE
 
My climaxes are like this..........

:p
 
Read this!

Last time I tried to write during a climax.....It looked like a Republican white paper...gibberish.;)
 
Re: My climaxes are like this..........

Siren:
"Uhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh
I am so close, aaahhhhhh so close....
dont stop, please dont stop....
ooooohhhhhh almost there....

Yes !!! yes, yes,......omg OMG !!!
..............................
......ah shit, I was so close....
Damn."


Would this be a bad time to ask how the marriage is going?
 
ME: (after 5 minutes of being dry humped by partner) Ah..ow..ooh..ouch...how about you come now honey?

HIM: Okay.

ME: Ahhh, thank God.

HIM: Grunt. Oh geeze.

ME: Night honey.

HIM: farts, rolls over, goes to sleep.

That do? That what you had in mind?
 
HAHAHAHA...THAT IS FUNNY AS SHIT

:p
 
CRaZy said:
ME: (after 5 minutes of being dry humped by partner) Ah..ow..ooh..ouch...how about you come now honey?

HIM: Okay.

ME: Ahhh, thank God.

HIM: Grunt. Oh geeze.

ME: Night honey.

HIM: farts, rolls over, goes to sleep.

That do? That what you had in mind?

I am so sorry but I am Rolling around on the Floor laughing right now, that killed me. Thanks for the laugh :)
 
CRaZy said:
ME: (after 5 minutes of being dry humped by partner) Ah..ow..ooh..ouch...how about you come now honey?

HIM: Okay.

ME: Ahhh, thank God.

HIM: Grunt. Oh geeze.

ME: Night honey.

HIM: farts, rolls over, goes to sleep.

That do? That what you had in mind?

Sounds just like my ex..

Until I decided it was.....



The perfect time to introduce him into the art of eating pussy LOL.
 
Thanx for the advice Angel. Naaa...Panadolboy has enough trouble remembering to feed our cats. Don't know how he'd feel about eating them.
 
So it is true you are all have no imagination,or feelings, thought we had a few budding writers on this site, or perhaps you have not experienced the feeling, the anticapation, the rush of blood around the body, the beating of your heart, gasping for breath, as you start to sweat, and she starts to shout, fuck me!! fuck me!!, as you open your mouth and let the energy of giving and receiving two hours of real pleasure, cum to a shattering conclusion. Something like that, is what I had in mind.
 
Arrogance...

...is a real ball and chain.

You offered to take somebody else's work and print it for them. Many of the people on here are far more than "budding" writers having either published stories here on line or on real paper and in real stores. We haven't seen anything from you yet.

Perhaps you will take a moment to consider the nearly universal response you received and consider the possibility that it isn't all of us who have a problem, but you.

Good luck.
 
Two hours??? Two whole hours??? How much time has this boy got on his hands??? Panadolboy would need a shot of adrenalin!
 
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