nonononono! I wanna kiss YOU full on the lips! Beyond reason! Beyond all measure! I wanna dance a happy jig with you, then call a contractor to come sweep my chimney. No wait! I'll have them sweep my chimney while you're en route! Then dancing, candles and bathtime!
In case anyone had any doubt left in their minds, Rubyfruit is the bestest, most wonderful person humanity has ever, ever known!
And she's made me unbearably happy tonight! lol!
However, I still think we should write a French-farce.