I want to be on the cover of women's health magazine

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Tryharder62]

For some reason they didn't like my article ideas.

 

[John Doe]

I would also like to be on the cover of Women's Health, becase it would mean that I was within a cock's throw of:

 

[blobfish]

That is horrible! Claire Bennet is only 16, you perverted psycho! Besides, I'd be able to get into that sweet pussy way easier than you.