I want to be a stay at home husband when I grow up.

[VaticanAssassin]

So I sitting here flipping thru my daughters 3rd grade year book waiting for the girls to wake up and make my breakfast.

First, when the fuck did 3rd graders get yearbooks and how much did my wife pay for this!

Under each name they typed what the kids want to be when they grow up.

There is the normal stuff. Race car driver, actress, sports star, lots of veterinarians.

Then there are the funny ones like McDonald's cashier.

But in every class at least one boy wants to be a stay at home husband.
When the fuck did this become a option?! I would have made this my goal as well. Lucky fuckers!

 

[rosco rathbone]

And here you have the logical outcome of effeminate voiceover actors.

 

[dolf]

And here you have the logical outcome of effeminate voiceover actors.

and plotting women & gays.

 

[SkAoUt]

I dunno if you've thought that through. Stay at home moms never leave work. Never a moments rest. When the little blighters are at school its clean, vacuum, prepare meals, balance check book, pay bills (or some of them if your husband is a lazy ne'er do well pulling in a pittance), post on lit occasionally.

When I was working 12 hour days at least I didn't have to stay at work and do domestic stuff. Oh, and I got a handy paycheque and wasn't beholding to anyone for an "allowance".

Well thats the way it used to be (minus lit) hey Lt?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

* holds coffee cup up in the air

Here's to suguar daddy's.com becoming suguar babes.com in the not so distant future.

 

[rosco rathbone]

beholding to anyone for an "allowance".

hot...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I dunno if you've thought that through. Stay at home moms never leave work. Never a moments rest. When the little blighters are at school its clean, vacuum, prepare meals, balance check book, pay bills (or some of them if your husband is a lazy ne'er do well pulling in a pittance), post on lit occasionally.

When I was working 12 hour days at least I didn't have to stay at work and do domestic stuff. Oh, and I got a handy paycheque and wasn't beholding to anyone for an "allowance".

Well thats the way it used to be (minus lit) hey Lt?

I do all the cooking and grocery shopping anyway so no biggie there. My suguar momma will make enough for day care. I will cook, clean, and day trade all day long. Will even throw on my sexiest banana hammock before she comes home.

 

[dolf]

pervert.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

They usta be called FARMERS or RETIRED.

 

[HoHoBomb]

a few years ago, the national pta elected it's first male president

 

[BotanyBoy]

They usta be called FARMERS or RETIRED.

They still are...

 

[Ishmael]

So I sitting here flipping thru my daughters 3rd grade year book waiting for the girls to wake up and make my breakfast.

First, when the fuck did 3rd graders get yearbooks and how much did my wife pay for this!

Under each name they typed what the kids want to be when they grow up.

There is the normal stuff. Race car driver, actress, sports star, lots of veterinarians.

Then there are the funny ones like McDonald's cashier.

But in every class at least one boy wants to be a stay at home husband.
When the fuck did this become a option?! I would have made this my goal as well. Lucky fuckers!

3rd grade yearbooks huh? Given the state of today's educational system perhaps that's the only chance some will have to get a yearbook?

I just have this sneaking suspicion that an entire neighborhood of stay at home dad's is a prescription for disaster.

Ishmael

 

[SkAoUt]

I do all the cooking and grocery shopping anyway so no biggie there. My suguar momma will make enough for day care. I will cook, clean, and day trade all day long. Will even throw on my sexiest banana hammock before she comes home.

I'd pay real money to see you on your knees in stockings and garters cleaning the toilet. Sure, you can wear the hammock if it makes you happy.

^^^^ gayest thing I've ever said (that I'll admit to).

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Don't the maids do that weekly?

Is weekly not enough?


I need to read up on this stay at home dad shit.

 

[RobDownSouth]

3rd grade yearbooks huh? Given the state of today's educational system perhaps that's the only chance some will have to get a yearbook?

Probably the first in your family line to pass 3rd grade on the first try.


Quite an accomplishment for your granddaughter, given the genetic penalty she's had to overcome.

Granddaughter

Daddy VatAss

Grandpa Ishmael

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Ha! Leave it to vet*10 to say something that stupid while attacking a 8 year old. To turn a tounge in cheek thread in to something ugly and be the biggest liar/ass on the GB as always.

Stay classy fat boy!

By the way where did you get your masters?
Pass your actuarial test?
Get your CFA?

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

So I sitting here flipping thru my daughters 3rd grade year book waiting for the girls to wake up and make my breakfast.

....

You obviously bunked off stay-at-home-husband classes.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

"Husband" in today's family profile is pretty rare all in itself.

 

[renard_ruse]

Its stupid to ask children what job they want to have in 3rd grade. Stupid question.

 

[Noor]

I do all the cooking and grocery shopping anyway so no biggie there. My suguar momma will make enough for day care. I will cook, clean, and day trade all day long. Will even throw on my sexiest banana hammock before she comes home.

You don't even make breakfast now, so would it be a good fit?

 

[butters]

Rob, that post is fucked up and you know it.

 

[dolf]

Rob, that post is fucked up and you know it.

straight to ignore for that one.

the little girl in that tasteless picture is a real person with real feelings, a real family, a real life. to contribute to spreading her image around the web as a form of mockery is beyond disgusting. to perpetuate the ridicule of those with learning disabilities is beyond disgusting.

the inevitable ''well the right wing say disgusting things too!'' defence is no excuse at all.

 

[Squibbs]

I can count to potato.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Have you seen her all grown up? Victim of trolling...

Looks kind of emo....

 

[BotanyBoy]

This one is cool too...
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