I Want To Be A Kept Man...

kidthor

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..and I don't need a fancy apartment or luxurious car or anything like that. Just pay my bills and let me pleasure you and provide genteel companionship. Is that too much too ask in today's world?
 
I concur! Men don't get the option of being a stay-at-home-dad/husband/bf/etc. I'm sure when my kids were little, it would'nt have mattered it they were wheeled about the golf course in a stroller, vs. the mall. Here kid, a bottle for you, a bottle for me. Yeah, that shot made me cry too!
 
Touch1 said:
I concur! Men don't get the option of being a stay-at-home-dad/husband/bf/etc. I'm sure when my kids were little, it would'nt have mattered it they were wheeled about the golf course in a stroller, vs. the mall. Here kid, a bottle for you, a bottle for me. Yeah, that shot made me cry too!

Don't really want to be a stay at home dad...just a gigolo will suffice...
 
Damn Riles, these AV's are gettin' good.

I agree, I want the money, not the kids.
 
Kept man these days to me at least means a stay at home husband.

The way most women ...want to lead thier men around by the nose makes me think a lot of men have bowling balls for heads.

;)
 
Kidthor, I have some restraints...I'll keep you for as long as you like. Depending on how good you are, maybe for longer than you'd like (that's where the restraints come in)!


:D
 
Blackbich said:
Kidthor, I have some restraints...I'll keep you for as long as you like. Depending on how good you are, maybe for longer than you'd like (that's where the restraints come in)!


:D

Applications are now being accepted...I WILL NOT be your gimp though...I prefer silk scarves to chains and leather straps...and I do not look good in leather zipper masks or ball gags...I'm too pretty for that...
 
kidthor said:

Two reasons. I'm amused by the thought of a man actually WANTING to be "kept", considering in the long run it would be damaging to the ego, wouldn't it?

The second reason...I liked Touch's imagery of the kid in the stroller on the greens.
 
kidthor said:
Applications are now being accepted...I WILL NOT be your gimp though...I prefer silk scarves to chains and leather straps...and I do not look good in leather zipper masks or ball gags...I'm too pretty for that...

Hmmm...

silk scarves - I have regular cloth belts/scarves, nothing silk though. I'll put that on my shopping list.
no leather zipper masks or ball gags - not a problem

I don't have chains and promise to let you get as pretty as you'd like before restraining you.

Deal?
 
I'd keep you, but not for sex, I could use a houseboy.
 
Riles said:
grins & winks

How are ya honey?

Things are good Riles. :nana:

And Eve's right. Professional gigolos cook and clean these days.
Brush up on your skills and then we'll talk. :D
 
*low whistle @ Mona*

NICE, honey....N*I*C*E!

I wonder what characteristics I would look for in a gigolo. I've never really pictured myself with a boy-toy. This is something to think on!
 
Blackbich said:
Hmmm...

silk scarves - I have regular cloth belts/scarves, nothing silk though. I'll put that on my shopping list.
no leather zipper masks or ball gags - not a problem

I don't have chains and promise to let you get as pretty as you'd like before restraining you.

Deal?


To be fair, I must consider all the applications...I'm sure you understand...:)
 
Yes, I do understand. Just keep in mind that all things are negotiable and I'm sure I can make you a really good deal.

:)
 
Riles said:
Two reasons. I'm amused by the thought of a man actually WANTING to be "kept", considering in the long run it would be damaging to the ego, wouldn't it?

The second reason...I liked Touch's imagery of the kid in the stroller on the greens.

Possibly...assuming one has any sense of self worth to begin with...
 
Blackbich said:
Yes, I do understand. Just keep in mind that all things are negotiable and I'm sure I can make you a really good deal.

:)


Of course...note the paper clip attached to the application for bribes...umm...I mean resumes...
 
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