I want and don't have

[shereads]

tacos al carbon

 

[logophile]

morning sex

 

[sophia jane]

g-spot orgasms.

 

[cloudy]

a really strong margarita, and someone to share the salt with

 

[Dar~]

money to put gas in my tank.

 

[cloudy]

money to put gas in my tank.

yeah, that too

 

[cantdog]

A grandchild

 

[cloudy]

A grandchild

I can loan you a gently used almost-five-year-old whenever the urge strikes you to spoil a grandchild. I won't even gripe if you keep him for a couple of weeks.

But wait! There's more!

If you call right now, you'll get both full-length Spiderman movies, and the full Spiderman costume, complete with sound effects at no extra charge!

 

[Edward Teach]

My daughter back.

 

[Guest]

A particular Native American woman resting in my arms, drinking margaritas and sharing my salt.

 

[~hellbaby~]

a man

 

[cantdog]

I can loan you a gently used almost-five-year-old whenever the urge strikes you to spoil a grandchild. I won't even gripe if you keep him for a couple of weeks.

But wait! There's more!

If you call right now, you'll get both full-length Spiderman movies, and the full Spiderman costume, complete with sound effects at no extra charge!

Man, this is a tempting deal. I'm completely serious. I really am jonesing.

 

[cantdog]

a man

Can't help you there. I only know a few dozen.

 

[cantdog]

My daughter back.

This is a sad post, Ed. My heart's right on the ground. That's got to suck. Theat's gotta suck farts from dead chickens.

Daughters are some of the best things there are.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

a man

Attracting one would probably be easier if only you would put down that hammer.

 

[cantdog]

Seriously, cloudy, I'm spinning my wheels. I drink more than I should, smoke too much; I look at myself and perceive that I'm being pathetic. It ain't good. I need a hook to a future.

 

[minsue]

the answers

 

[shereads]

A grandchild

Thank you for making my need for tacos al carbon seem shallow, mister.



I could have meaningful aspirations too, if I thought about it.

 

[Dar~]

an extra bedroom

 

[shereads]

Seriously, cloudy, I'm spinning my wheels. I drink more than I should, smoke too much; I look at myself and perceive that I'm being pathetic. It ain't good. I need a hook to a future.

You've provided the children of strangers with a hook to the future.

If you're pathetic, what does that make Cloudy and Min? I at least have my belief in the future of TexMex restaurants. But others might be drifting.

:

 

[Guest]

bicycle.

 

[shereads]

My daughter back.

 

[LadyJeanne]

what i really want.

 

[Guest]

a home of my own
sanity...

 

[impressive]

Seriously, cloudy, I'm spinning my wheels. I drink more than I should, smoke too much; I look at myself and perceive that I'm being pathetic. It ain't good. I need a hook to a future.

Dear, I'll be happy to fill whatever time cloudy's Spidey doesn't occupy with faux grandkids a la Imp. They need a grampa like you -- one who accepts without judging & doesn't try to change them into little carbon copies of the family bigot.